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~CREEPYPASTA (+A HAPPYPASTA)

HEADCANONS PT.1~

Let’s start with LGBTQIA+ headcanons.

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Zalgo – Aromantic (Can make a case for asexual since he doesn’t really get pleasure from s3x), Straight, Agender. Why? Zalgo only wants to do the deed to make children, Straight for the same reason, only human women can have children, he doesn’t really have a gender, he’s an entity.

Slender – Asexual (Can maybe make a case for Aromantic if you weren’t there [But still]), Pansexual, Agender. Why? He doesn’t care for offspring (he probably doesn’t even want a relationship either like Zalgo), he’d date anyone who catches his eye (or lack thereof), and he is an entity, he doesn’t see himself as a human gender (although like Zalgo, he has a d—)

Splendorman – Pansexual, Asexual, Agender. Why? Same as Slender, but he’s okay with Romantic Relationships, he’s just an innocent noodle (Very submissive, very mindful, very demure [Insert author laughing their ass off in the background])

Offenderman – Pansexual, Hypersexual, Agender. Why? Wants to do everyone (except animals and children), and doesn’t see himself as any gender only an entity

Trenderman – Straight (he says so, but we know he’s closer to gay), Agender. Why? We’ve seen him kiss a guy before, but I have to listen to him when writing this… He has never kissed a guy, he doesn’t have a gender, he is an entity.

Judge Angel – No offense, but I think she is homophobic and transphobic (so might be laughing jack and Jason the Toy Maker) due to her time period growing up. Yeah… But she’s trying to change yk!

Laughing Jack – Unknown. LIKE UNKNOWN, we don’t know who tf he likes.

Jason the Toy Maker – Unknown, Like Laughing Jack… We can’t contact him at this moment either. Too risky.

Ben Drowned — Bisexual, Agender. Why? He doesn’t care who he does it with, and bro is a ghost, they can change their gender

Eyeless Jack – Aroace, Agender. Why? He doesn’t want anyone just their kidneys. He’s a demon.

Jeff the Killer – Bisexual, Cisgender. Why? He doesn’t care if your a boy or a girl, he wants to get his freak on—

Nina the Killer – Straight, Cisgender. Why? She just wants Jeff

Jane the Killer – Lesbian, Cisgender. Why? She hates men (except for her male friends)

Masky – Bisexual, Cisgender. Why? He doesn’t care for your gender and he is just a boy.

Ticci Toby – Bisexual, Cisgender. Why? He doesn’t care for your gender and he is just a boy.

Lazari – Same with Sally below (I wrote this after Sally)

Sally – Bro she’s just a kid, yeah she would be older if she was alive, but in my headcanon she’s 8. 8 year olds shouldn’t be questioning their gender…

Lucille – Same as Sally

[sam-i-am-doppelganger-too]

I DID IT, it's probably not that good... but still:

obv, the pfp isn't mine but in all honesty, WHO EVER MADE IT WAS AMAZING AT IT.

I'll try to find it but if I can't you obv see no link after this:

HELLO I'M ON A DUTY TODAY.

Okay everyone, this is for you slenderman fuckers... I'm making a c.ai thing on him but everyone in the mansion hates you type of thing, but I'm looking for like a fanfic that inspired me... Google is ass, but maybe you can find it. (There is also multiple things I remember but can't find and it's a slenderman x reader x Zalgo situation [Like Zalgo and Slenderman want the reader, not on tumblr, it was on wattpad.])

Basically it includes Slenderman x reader, reader doesn't wanna kill but has to inorder to not die and keep dating slender, Jeff the killer hating the reader Jane just ignoring the reader but not giving dirty looks so the ready is okay with her. At the end reader f's slenderman, then jeff knocks and finds out about this.

YEAH, I'll try to find it but if you can, PLS LINK IT.

[sam-i-am-doppelganger-too]

HELLO I'M ON A DUTY TODAY.

Okay everyone, this is for you slenderman fuckers... I'm making a c.ai thing on him but everyone in the mansion hates you type of thing, but I'm looking for like a fanfic that inspired me... Google is ass, but maybe you can find it. (There is also multiple things I remember but can't find and it's a slenderman x reader x Zalgo situation [Like Zalgo and Slenderman want the reader, not on tumblr, it was on wattpad.])

Basically it includes Slenderman x reader, reader doesn't wanna kill but has to inorder to not die and keep dating slender, Jeff the killer hating the reader Jane just ignoring the reader but not giving dirty looks so the ready is okay with her. At the end reader f's slenderman, then jeff knocks and finds out about this.

YEAH, I'll try to find it but if you can, PLS LINK IT.

[sam-i-am-doppelganger-too]

ngl this is a crazyyy thought but i wish there was a mod that added sex scenes to Stardew Valley-

Too much to ask for? mkay...