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Dorian’s post-game dialogue is... troubling.
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Me: Okay it's time to sleep
My shit brain: Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes have the same relationship dynamic as Donkey and Puss in Boots in the Shrek franchise, which would make Steve Shrek and-
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Naked Guinea Pig Poses With His Favorite Food
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I am gay zero
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Steve Extra™ Rogers
runs through walls and tears down whole buildings instead of wasting time to open a door
punches computers when they say things he doesn’t like
jumps out of airplanes without parachutes to be a show off
is always Down to Die™
squeezes himself and his two best friends into a fucking vw bug
had peggy carter, one of the loves of his life, one of the founders of SHIELD, a gift to the world, on her death bed say “you’re always so dramatic”
back flips off of insanely high heights and hopes for the best
removes avengers label from uniform to be petty
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Emma Swan’s name always bothered me because it was such a dumb fanfiction name but like.
Emma Swan is the ugly duckling.
Growing up she was never appreciated and she never fit in because she wasn’t in the right place. She wasn’t a duckling. She was a swan.
#ouat#once upon a time#emma swan#abc once upon a time#captain swan#I haven''t posted in like a year but this is an important revelation
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Ted Cruz looks like someone stole all of Fox Mulder’s pride and aged him 30 years
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The ravishing Scarlet J in Ethel Merman mode in the Coens’ new Hail, Caesar! movie
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inspired by this post + this parks & rec scene
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