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Independent // Selective Canon divergent Hazbin Hotel multi-muse
Carrd Ask
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"Hello and welcome to today's lesson on not making deals with Alastor."
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"NO LIZARD PITS IN THE HOTEL."
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"We both know you're right, deer, but pressuring him isn't going to change his mind. It'll only make him double down."
#she knows the secret to appeasing Az: deer puns#; dash commentary tag tbd#; rosie tag tbd#fatetainted#tw cannibalism#tw autocannibalism
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"Credit where credit is due. Azrael has some excellent points on the merits of psychological warfare in the workplace."
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"There's no way those fuckers are some...highly decorated soldier. Do you have any idea the kind of shit you have to pull to get that medal?"
#that's the part he's focused on#he does not believe that they have pulled a selfless move in their lives. let alone one to that extent.#; dash commentary tag tbd#fatetainted
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"No comment."
#she was screaming during the reveal and now she's just so fucking done#angel is so smug and she STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT#; dash commentary tag tbd#fatetainted
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sinners rejoice! your guardian demon has returned!
i just realized i forgot to post this here oops.
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First Impressions sentence starters
“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”
“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”
“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”
“You’re… good at that.”
“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”
“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”
“You have a lot of experience with this.”
“Do you know what people say about you?”
“You’re just like they said.”
“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”
“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”
“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”
“Am I safe with you?”
“Do you mean that?”
“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”
“What made you get into this/that line of work?”
“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”
“You … you chose me.”
“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”
“Have you always been like that?”
“That was kind.”
“That was good of you.”
“That was stupid.”
“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”
“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”
“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”
“I wouldn’t be here without you.”
“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”
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More android / AI inspired starters
From the human
“ Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life. ” “ You broke it, didn’t you. ” “ With you here I’ve got more test subjects than I’ll ever need. ” “ Well. Technically, it’s a medical experiment. What’s important is, it’s a present. ” “ I’ll fry every circuit in your head. ” “ Okay, so it’s not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad AI with. ” “ I’ll hit it with a paradox. ” “ Are you still in there? ” “ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ” “ Congratulations! The simple fact that you’re standing here listening to me means you’ve made a glorious contribution to science. ” “ Are you scared to save those humans? ” “ Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab. ”
From the formerly human
“ I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me. ” “ It’s not out of the question that I may have a very minor case of serious brain damage. ” “ I’m…not dead? I’m not dead! ” “ Good people don’t end up here. ” “ What does it really mean to be human? ” “ We’re not so different, you and I. Maybe it’d be easier if we were. ”
From the android/AI
“ Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that. ” “ Here’s an interesting fact: you’re not breathing real air. ” “ Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises— ” “ Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. ” “ Paradoxes. No AI can resist thinking about them. ” “ This. Sentence. Is. False don’t think about it don’t think about it… ” “ I hear the voice of a conscience, and it’s terrifying, because for the first time it’s my own. ” “ Don’t come back. If you do, I’ll know. ” “ Your cooperation is appreciated. ” “ Resistance is futile. ” “ And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal. ” “ Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork. ” “ Luckily, I don’t feel pain. At any rate, I don’t have a way to communicate that I feel pain. ” “ Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die. ”
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DARKER THRILLING PROMPTS
content warning for themes of violence, gore, death, horror and general dark themes as stated in title. obviously these can be used for any context but i figured i’d provide some content for spooky season. ♡
ANTAGONIST
“ did you really think you could hide from me? ”
“ no one is coming to save you. ”
“ now, i’m gonna have to kill you. but i won’t let it hurt. i promise you that much. ”
“ what? crying already? ”
“ keep your goddamn mouth shut! ”
“ oh, don’t look at me like that. surely you’re used to being hurt by now. i always pick the damaged ones. ”
“ damn— you’re a really fucking fast runner you know that? ”
“ it’s so cute that you think you’re going to survive. ”
“ you can scream all you want. no one will hear you. ”
“ i’ve been planning this for so long. ”
“ oh yes, i remember now. i had so much fun killing that one. ”
“ i really wish you hadn’t said that... ”
“ well shit. i didn’t want you to see this— blood really isn’t my color. ”
“ i’m warning you to walk away now. forget you saw this. ”
“ if i see you again, i’ll take your eyes. ”
“ don’t give up now, i’m just getting started. ”
“ i was hoping you’d put up a fight. ”
“ stop squirming— it will hurt less. ”
“ you’re not getting out of this. ”
“ i’m afraid it has to be this way. ”
“ it was always going to end like this. just accept your fate. ”
“ i really don’t like having to do this. please don’t make it harder. ”
“ just let go, feel the life draining away. it’ll be peaceful. ”
“ shh it’ll all be over soon. ”
“ oh, you’re going to be a fun one to take apart. ”
[ INTIMIDATE ] for one muse to use gentleness in a threatening manner ( stroking their face or hair etc ).
[ CRUEL ] for one muse to threaten the other by putting a hand around their throat without fully choking them.
[ TRAPPED ] for one muse to wake up bound to chair.
[ GROUP ] for both our muses to wake up, bound and about to be tortured.
[ KNIFE ] for one muse to stab the other.
[ BULLET ] for one muse to shoot the other.
[ CRACK ] for one muse to break the other’s bone ( feel free to specify location ).
[ BRUISE ] for one muse to punch the other.
[ CAUGHT ] for one muse to discover the other in the act of killing someone.
[ LATE ] for one muse to discover the other after they just killed someone.
[ QUIET ] for one muse to menacingly put a finger over their mouth to indicate the other to hush.
[ WHISPER ] for one muse to put their finger over the others mouth while intimidating them.
TARGET/WITNESS
“ why are you doing this to me? ”
“ what the fuck do you want from me?! ”
“ i swear to god i’ll shoot! ”
“ what the fuck is wrong with you? ”
“ i’ll do whatever you want, it doesn’t have to be like this. ”
“ why are you like this? what happened to you? ”
“ please— help me— ”
“ i think i’m dying— fuck i’m gonna die… ”
“ i can’t keep running. ”
“ please, stop— ”
“ go to hell you fucking bastard! ”
“ i won’t cry for you. ”
“ hurt me all you want, i won’t let you break me. ”
“ go fuck yourself. ”
“ oh, i don’t think you’re misunderstood. i just think you’re a little bitch who only gets off when they’re hurting people. ”
“ newsflash asshole, we’re all fucked up. you don’t see me going around killing anyone over it. ”
“ what did you do? what the hell did you just do? ”
“ you said you wouldn’t do this anymore. ”
“ enough! just. stop. ”
“ okay, you’re really starting to freak me out this isn’t funny anymore. ”
“ just leave me alone! ”
“ we have to keep running— ”
“ get the fuck outta here, it’s not safe! ”
“ we can’t hide here forever. ”
“ who’s after you? ”
“ don’t leave me here! ”
[ DEFEND ] for one muse to fight back against the other.
[ LOGIC ] for one muse to try and reason with an antagonist.
[ FLEE ] for one muse to witness the other do something violent and immediately run away.
[ LIVE ] for one muse to be injured by an antagonist and barely survive.
[ HELP ] for one muse to stumble upon the other after getting attacked.
[ SURVIVE ] for one muse to have to leave the other behind to run from an antagonist.
[ GRIEF ] for one muse to watch the other get hurt/killed.
[ PURSUIT ] for one muse to chase the other.
[ SURPRISE ] for one muse to grab the other from behind, hand over their mouth but with the intent to help them hide.
[ COLLIDE ] for one muse to run into the other’s arms after fleeing from an attacker.
[ AID ] for one muse to find the other in shock, hiding from something or someone.
[ RESCUE ] for one muse to just narrowly get saved by the other.
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WHAT IT MEANS TO WIN.
“ I won’t have another half-assed win. ” “ This’ll be fun. ” “ When your life is on the line, you need to know exactly how far you can push yourself. ” “ Steel your nerves and show me your resolve. ” “ Maybe you didn’t understand. I’m trying to crush you with everything I’ve got. ” “ If you think you can win, then fight. ” “ So we fight to win…or run to live. ” “ Will you keep this up till time runs out, little bird? ” “ So you’ve chosen to avoid a fight…heh. Good luck. ” “ That was wonderfully clever! ” “ A genius villain can always win from afar. ” “ You never even saw your opponent, did you? ” “ Victory is the only thing that matters. ” “ I’ll blast that smile right off your face! ” “ You were able to smile in the face of defeat. ” “ Just because you think you’re getting stronger, doesn’t mean you get to tell me what to do. ” “ I won’t be pulling my punches. ” “ You’re wasting your potential. Don’t you see that? ” “ Now, then…your teacher’s going to do his best to school you! ” “ It’s time for you both to die. ” “ Hey! That’s my line! ” “ He’s not just powerful. He IS power. ” “ If I don’t take any risks, there’s no way I can beat you! ” “ At least try to make yourself useful. ” “ It’s time to sleep. ” “ I’ll keep fighting. I’ll break myself…even if there’s nothing left of me. ” “ I will win the way I want to. I’ll destroy myself before I accept defeat. ” “ We struggle with our own powerlessness. ”
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Beetlejuice the musical inspired starters [pt. 4]
“ Listen up, I’m not going to lie. ” “ You couldn’t frighten a fly! ” “ You are always super polite. ” “ Would a little anger kill you? ” “ I’m trying to fill you with wisdom and skill…and the instinct to kill. ” “ I don’t want to kill anyone! ” “ Whatever it takes to make them go crazy. ” “ Scare them awake till they break. ” “ You’ve got some evil deep down inside you. ” “ Let’s start with all the things that you hate. ” “ Hate’s a very strong word. ” “ What fills you with rage? ” “ Ugh, I find that so rude! ” “ Give me your best primal scream. ” “ Try it again. Maybe this time pretend like you mean it. ” “ I want freedom. ” “ I know that beggars can’t be choosers. ” “ Do they have to be such losers? ” “ I need somebody with gravitas! Somebody to fear! ” “ Excuse me, but. I can kind of hear you. ” “ You’re the one who’s being rude. ” “ I don’t even…no. ” “ Ugh, these dopes are all hopeless. ” “ How will I ever survive? ”
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Beetlejuice the musical inspired starters [pt. 3]
“ I need a little help here. ” “ I feel like I’m talking to myself here. ” “ I’m tired of trying to iron out my creases. ” “ I’m a bunch of broken pieces. ” “ It was you who made me whole. ” “ Every day they’re staring at me. Like ‘hurry up! get happy!’ ” “ You’re in denial. ” “ They want me to smile and clap like a performing seal. ” “ I tried to ignore it for a while. ” “ You’ve really lost your mind for real. ” “ You won’t believe the mess that we’ve become. ” “ You held my hand, and life came easy. ” “ No one sees me. ” “ I want something to believe in. ” “ Won’t someone send a sign? ” “ I’m running out of hope and time. ” “ I’ll go insane if things don’t change. ”
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Beetlejuice the musical inspired starters [pt. 2]
“ Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain…it’s fun! ” “ You are definitely not mentally prepared for a kid. ” “ Are you willing to take the next step? ” “ I’ll protect you in a mother’s embrace. ” “ Hiding away so you don’t have to face being a bad mom? ” “ Soon enough, my hopes and my dreams will be crushed. ” “ What’s the point of having children if I’m drowning in debt? ” “ I understand that it’s a lot to process. ” “ You should really stick around. ” “ Lucky for you I dropped by. ” “ You seem like a nice guy. ” “ Money, eh. Who gives a shit? ” “ I think we’re a perfect fit! ”
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Beetlejuice the musical inspired starters [pt. 1]
“ You’re invisible when you’re sad. ” “ The world carries on like mad. But nobody sees a thing. ” “ I see them whispering behind their hands. ” “ Nobody understands, and everyone goes away. ” “ Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me? ” “ Let’s skip all the tears. ” “ You’re doomed! ” “ Death can get a person stressed. ” “ Nobody is bulletproof. ” “ It’s time to face the brutal truth. ” “ Death is taboo, but it’s hardly something new. ” “ There’s no such thing as destiny or fate. ” “ That’s the thing with life: no one makes it out alive. ”
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“Pro tip: instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible, but you will not care at all.”
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