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I just tried putting deodorant on my toothbrush how’s your day going

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“Two plus two that’s four, minus one that’s three, quick maths”

-Big Shaq

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why is it called midnight but there’s no midday

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Max: Who’s El?

Lucas: Oh no.

Mike: *pulling up his long ass powerpoint* Well, I’m glad you asked….

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Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree

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You: Lumax

Me, an intellectual: Mucus

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

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ginny: and now for a gay update with luna! luna?

luna: getting gayer

ginny: thanks luna!

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

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Moist

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Bass is guitar for lazy people

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egg

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I’m not fat

My legs just like to touch each other because they’re sEXy