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hmm hmmm i might have a couple more beers!!! im supposedly supposed to save them and stretch them out but .. as with all things I have it now! why not consume it immediately!!

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I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

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I'm suffering in silence BTW just so you know I'm suffering but silently and without letting anyone know just in case you hadn't heard

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sexy and insane and wild and whimsical (didn’t get the chance to properly develop during formative years)

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hhm ...

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ub uh uhh. CRUING FALLIG OVER

just kidding I'm nottmal

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started drinking on an empty stomach (forgot i didn't eat today( you know we straight up doin your mom

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remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now

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Thanks I hate this

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one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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Peninsula Supple Skink (Lygosoma penisulare), family Scincidae, Thailand

photograph by @rupertsreptiles

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my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations

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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?