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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast
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psychiatrists: You can’t stop this medication cold turkey. You need to stay on your meds no matter what. If you don’t stay on your meds I won’t treat you as my patient anymore
psychiatrists when you need your meds refilled: yeah I can do that in about 10 business days. oh you need it right now? or you’re going to end up hospitalized? meh I don’t care. good luck idiot
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i just turned 18 i can finally learn what "penis" is
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vibing with someone who got the same goofy energy as u is so damn therapeutic
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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man as an afab nb with long hair and no intention of cutting it and tits too big to bind i rly have no way to not look cis. cis people rly see me on the streets n think we have the same vibe….. frightening.
oh dear ima stop this post right here to say i found a stinkbug on my ceiling
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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things
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Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth
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