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modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

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Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPC’s refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly – but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!

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man of the hour

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                                                        pathetic

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Hey OP? You better delete this

@maconeeggmcbuffin I made a godawful fusion of the holy trinity.

His name is Stanstucoe Porriotpants. He’s 8 feet tall and likes ugly pullovers.

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y'all ever hear a song and just. immediately adopt it into your aesthetic and self like “oh this,, this is me now,,, my whole identity,, is this song”

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Denny, Denny

Yes, Papa?

Eating sugar?

No, Papa!

Telling lies?

No, Papa!

Open your mouth.

Uh…I am a restaurant!

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strike first ask later

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hey you know what i realized… you have thoughts and like. i have thoughts. solidarity you know? everyone does and yeah. that’s pretty wild

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Antis: Protect the minors!!!1!1

Antis at actual minors:

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tumblr: *notifs aren’t showing up, everyone’s losing followers, asks are getting eaten, app crashing every 10 minutes*

tumblr staff: look colors

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quick someone teach me how to use colored text i have something important to say

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let’s stop applying cringe culture to minecraft and kids cartoons and start applying it to people who unironically call other people ‘tucutes’ in 2018

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artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

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this rly is what its like having siblings and the way only children react to it