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They say that opposites attract, but in ellen and orin's case I don't think that's true... otherwise she'd be named and-out!
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Male and female anatomy seems very similar but in reality there's a vas deferens
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Med student 1: What are you interested in doing research on?
Med student 2: I'm pretty sure I'd want to do virology and/or immunology
Med student 1: Oh yeah, you're into infectious disease huh?
Brian: And they're into you!
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Q: Have you done your PCP thingy yet?
A: No, I don’t do drugs.
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Q: What did the thymus tell the rest of the body as it shrunk?
A: "Thy-mus go."
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Brian C to Hickman: You're not from here. Are you a hick, man?
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To Cusworth: I want to get you a present. When you ask me why, I'll tell you, "cus you're worth it".
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Where is lecture happening? We are going back for Moore!
#moore auditorium#med school#puns#i want it to be noted brian has used this one approx 4 to 38 times so far this year
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Sam to Toby: All you physiologists with your electrodes and your patch clamps, constantly searching for ion channels. Have you ever considered that the only current worth chasing is the driving force of love?
Hoang: gNa.
Chris CS: gK.
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Guest Pun: Bagely
Q: Jej-you-know-m what the Ileum named its pet parrot?
A: O'Neal. Parrot O'Neal.
#jejunum#bagely#peritoneal for life#not gonna lie this one went way over my head#if you've hit the sigmoid colon you've gone too far#med school#puns
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Q: What do you get when you scare pluripotent cells?
A: Nervous tissue.
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Q: What do you do if you can’t find the cecum in Netter’s?
A: Check the appendix!
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