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my tdick is a quarter of an inch bigger on the inside than the outside
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well house decided to take me on an "adventure" and let's just say the hallway is NOT "about ten feet long, you'll be fine wilson, don't be such a sniveling pussy." have no idea where house is or how long it's been. not sure how i'm still alive. maybe i'm not. fuck i'm cold. i'm so cold and i can hear it breathing behind me
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rum dee dee, put my thumb in a fig!
hum dee hee, i'm a short, stout pig!
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picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet
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shut up. shut up. shut up. JUST BE QUIET. FUCK.
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the cafeteria won’t serve me so i killed and cooked a mole to bring for lunch today
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how do i pretend not to love him? how do i pretend we're just friends? how do i look at him without betraying how much i long to feel his touch? how close should i get to him? when does the space between us start to grow hot and heavy? how can i bear to be around him knowing that i am in love with every part of his very being? how do i act like he didn't reach the most intimate parts of myself, like i didn't lay myself bare in his arms time and time again? how do i pretend like he can't read my mind? how do i walk by his side, without falling into rhythm with his footsteps?
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houseposting again. big day for gay ppl (me)!
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I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.
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house finds my vein disgusting but i think its quite handsome
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wilson you never answered my question about what your favorite type of cancer is so i'm going to drive over to princeton plainsboro and slash your tires
Well honestly your question really deeply upset me because I think cancer is a bad thing for people to get. I think that you've asked this again shows you either have no heart or want me to feel bad which is probably the truth. and don't bother splashing my tires they're already out of air
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