Terror for the tit Nix - She/her -9teen
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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And if I considered arcane s2 a bag fumble what then
#it was actually quite good but way way wayyyyy too much happened for 1 season#needed to be at Least 4 seasons long#arcane
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
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joodle (jon doodle)
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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I have chronic anemia but I don’t notice when it gets bad, I’m just like “I feel vulnerable and cold and tired and I bruise easily. Because of my poet’s temperament.”
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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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smoking with my ex's cat because he's chill like that
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im so glad we have cards for this kind of thing now
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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