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do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
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i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho
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man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up
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I’ve said this before but I think all sci-fi and fantasy adventure needs a little bit of horror as seasoning. It doesn’t need to be full sci-fi horror or fantasy horror but a little bit of scary adds flavor. Build a world and then explore the fucked up implications of that world a little bit
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slayyyter makes terrrrrrible music omg why is that racist still trying
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growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain
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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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Pour oils and fats down your sink drains immediately. Also be sure to pour grease down there too, a lot of it. Nothing bad will happen trust me just do it pour grease down the drain
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Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun
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Someone: "How are you today?”
The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
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