pinoytiktok-translated

[pinoytiktok-translated]

English Translation:

“gay”

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[pinoytiktok-translated]

English Translation:

“I went to school and when I got home, they asked me why the hotdog I bought was bland. I told them that this isn't hotdog and that this is dog food. They fried it and they really made it into a hotdog. There's even slices. There, there are some left that they were going to fry. I forgot to mention that this is dog food. I just bought these for ₱1 each.”

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[pinoytiktok-translated]

English Translation:

“I'm just going to buy some coffee. May I buy? Ay! The shopkeeper is so rude. Oh no. May I buy? Ay! He really doesn't want to sell to me. I'm going to tell your owner. You don't want to sell to me. You're rude. What's your problem? I'm just going to buy. 'Kay? Do you want to lose money? Why do you not want to sell to me? Ay! Really. This old [cat] is really, really rude. I'm just gonna buy coffee. I want coffee. May I buy? May I buy coffee? Ay. Really. How am I going to buy from this store? The shopkeeper is rude. This is annoying. Where is its owner? I want to talk to your manager! 'Kay? You don't want to sell to me.”

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[pinoytiktok-translated]

English Translation:

“If your classroom became a reality TV [show]”

Jessica: Fuck you. Why did you turn off your hotspot?

Chelsa: Fuck you. You're just connecting to my hotspot and you're going to play ML (Mobile Legends)?

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Chelsa, owner of the data: Then she's going to video call her boyfriend even though he's just in the other classroom while she's using my data.

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Jessica: Turn on your hotspot again. I'm just going to put my win streak on My Day!

Chelsa: You were just carried [by your team] and you're going to put it on your My Day?

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Jessica, borrower of the data: Her load is about to expire and she won't even let others use it?!

Interviewer: How do you know her load is about to expire?

Jessica: The ₱90 promo is only good for 5 days, right? I've been connected to her for 5 days. That's why I know.

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Jessica: Fuck you! When I get home, I'm seriously gonna block you.

Chelsa: You can block me right now!

Jessica: I don't have load! How am I gonna block you? Dumbass!

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Interviewer: What can you say about their fight?

Princess, gossiper: Actually, I don't get them. Why are they using data? Weren't they sent the password of the faculty wifi in our group chat? We secretly use it.

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