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Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images
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if an oomfie replies to your post with this image you know you're beyond fucked
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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha
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Godzilla: makes the migration up from the depths to punish man's hubris
Pressure-sensitive Deep Sea Fish being dragged along:
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Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen
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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
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This tweet is a great example of liberals just making up a communist in their head to get mad at and rhetorically defeat with nonsense talking points.
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i’m gonna kill you (remembers that authorities know what “in minecraft” is code for) in… real life
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