phlebphlob
phlebphlob
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gideon, or gid. 27. 🔞 he/they transmasc, polyam, and queer. husband: ♥��💍@trasktrovanofsky💍♥️ girlfriend: 💖🐉 @megdraygon🐉💖 art is my own. i have a massive queue, so if i like your art but don't reblog it, it's probably in the queue. tumblr veteran who lost my original account. been here off and on for over a decade. assorted interests, mostly tagged (unless i miss one) for ease of blacklisting. i rb heavy stuff and adult topics, as a fair warning for all the young'uns out there. not a place for shipping discourse, internet discourse, or discourse about excluding queer labels or identities. i don't promote call-out posts. block me if you need. :.|:;
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phlebphlob · 10 hours ago
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mr beast being sued for labor violations then having his food brand discontinued for mold then being reported to the FBI and now being investigated for roughly $23M in crypto-related insider trading feels like the ultimate don’t stop the party
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phlebphlob · 10 hours ago
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There's something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
On one hand it is so funny watching the generation previous to mine (I was born in 84) absolutely say the most unhinged shit online, doxx themselves, and get fired, after spending my entire childhood teaching me online opsec because every stranger was a potential murderer. Social media done rotted their brains.
But on the other I'm seeing kids coming up, seeing them spew all their personals online, and using that to model their unsafe behavior and put themselves at incredible risk because the internet actually got way more dangerous than it was, ironically, when I was coming up being told I had to basically outsmart the fuckin CIA. Now the actual CIA and other bad actors (government, private, and individual) really are out there and these kids are watching fucking meemaw post a photo of the front of her house practically captioned with her fucking SSN and thinking, "yeah, sure, the adults know what's safe."
I gotta be a fuckin millennial about this and beg younger folx to listen to the VCR generation: hide yourself online. Nothing should go there you wouldn't want in the hands of the person who hates you the most.
Be safe, be smart, be a fucking ghost.
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phlebphlob · 14 hours ago
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phlebphlob · 16 hours ago
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Sigourney Weaver photographed by Helmut Newton, 1983.
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phlebphlob · 18 hours ago
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phlebphlob · 20 hours ago
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organising field work is so unnecessarily embarrassing. i’m emailing two grown men “hello… do you perchance want to go see a mushroom with me…… please say yes”
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phlebphlob · 22 hours ago
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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phlebphlob · 2 days ago
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I started a new remote job last week, and I'm the only genderqueer person at the company (and the first person who uses neo pronouns that anyone on my team has ever met, apparently).
So far:
Manager carefully wrote down spelling and pronunciation of my pronouns and told everyone on the team to respect them.
Coworker apologized privately for misgendering me (I hadn't told her yet) and said she will practice.
Guy on another team valiantly tried to use my pronouns and ended up saying something like zirzs-zhizz (I DM'd him and thanked him for trying and linked him to a practice site).
Teammate told me he has written out my pronouns and how to use them in a sentence and literally taped it to his monitor so he can practice.
Teammate also referred to me as compañere after I linked to a comic about gender-neutral endings in Spanish (whole team except me + 1 other person speaks Spanish as first language and they held all meetings in Spanish before the two of us started).
I am so stoked that people are actually trying. 💜🤍💚
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phlebphlob · 2 days ago
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Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?
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phlebphlob · 2 days ago
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imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last
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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
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phlebphlob · 2 days ago
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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood as a retro movie poster!
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