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numb - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 288 - CW: single dad! James for unmentioned reasons but it's implied that it's something sad.

"I don't know where I'm supposed to put this, Pads," James mumbled as he stared over to the couch where Regulus and Harry lay, Harry snoring lightly in a sleeping Regulus's arms.

"What do you mean?" Sirius asked, looking up from the parchment he'd been scribbling on, his eyes wide with curiosity

"I...I didn't think I was ready...for anyone else. I thought nobody would ever be good enough for Harry, or make me feel the way I..." James trailed off, tears in his eyes. "I didn't think I could ever be happy again."

A sad smile formed on Sirius's face, and he grabbed his bed friend's hand. "I know, mate. The last two years have been rough."

"But then your stupid kid brother, who is very much no longer a kid, comes to visit! And he's finally got Harry napping! And mate, he sat on the floor for hours yesterday until his legs went fucking numb playing trains with him, and..." James swallowed, "and he makes me want to talk about things. And smile about things. And laugh about things. And I don't know where to put that."

Sirius's eyes, wide with genuine sympathy and gentle compassion, made James want to break down. "You're scared?"

"Terrified," James choked out, tears streaming down his face. "Partially because he's a bit scary, and partially because I'm definitely falling in love with him."

But Sirius just smiled again. "James, I've known Reg for his entire life. And he doesn't just cook and babysit and change nappies for everyone. He cares about you. Both of you. Let yourself be happy. Please?"

Trembling, something in his chest breaking a bit, James nodded. "I'll try. I think with him, I really could be again."

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james to regulus:

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LOST FIC HELP PLS

Im going to explain this as best and succinctly as I can because I didn't remember a whole lot about the fic. A friend and I are looking for a fic, but we remember different things about it?

So, here's what we do remember:

- Spideypool romance

- Peter's spider mutation drives him "insane" and begins slowly turning him more and more into a spider

- Peter refers to himself as "we"

- He gets all black eyes

- He finds out that drinking blood keeps him human so he drinks Wade's blood. But we also remember something about Peter eating human flesh (WE'RE NOT SURE ON THIS ONE)

- At the everyone thinks that the mutation is cured, but we find out that Peter has just gotten really good at pretending to be "normal"

- very much murder husband vibes

- venom-esque too!

Please let me know if you know what it is!! I can't find it anywhere. It was definitely on AO3!!

UPDATE!!! FOUND!!!

Here's the link if anyone is interested in reading it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/36796150/chapters/118058527

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Prompt 96

While on a hunt, Jaskier is hit with a spell. Geralt races over to his crumpled form and reaches out to shake him awake, only for Jaskier to push himself up, and for two large wings to sprout from his back. Ah shit. Geralt and Jaskier are dealing well with the spell, if you ask them. Geralt and Jaskier hold hands while Jaskier tries very hard to learn how to fly. It's more like panicked flapping that sometimes lets him hover just barely taller than Geralt, but that's just because he's only started learning. Jaskier complains how unfair it is that he gets the chance to fly and feel the wind and see the views only for the spell to make it so that he doesn't instinctively know how to fly properly. Geralt reassures him that with practice, he could learn. But why practice if you're going to lose them soon, anyways? Eventually, Geralt notices Jaskier is much faster to dodge in hunts with his wings. He darts out of the way miraculously fast, and now that they've been practicing every morning, Jaskier can fly decently high to watch over the fight, getting all of his inspiration from a safe distance. It calms a lot of Geralt's worries. Jaskier asks him one day if he can help him, because his wings are getting itchy and he can't reach the entirety of them, and Geralt agrees. Geralt likes preening Jaskier's wings. He likes the calming silence occasionally broken by Jaskier's humming. He likes the soft feel of the feathers. But moreover, he especially likes the little sounds Jaskier makes as Geralt's fingers work away. Jaskier tells Geralt one day that he doesn't want to lose his wings. Geralt nods, and yet they're still on their way to find a magic-user. Jaskier is worried Geralt doesn't want Jaskier to have wings. Maybe Geralt hates all the extra maintenance Jaskier needs now... He's stupefied when they finally find someone powerful enough for Geralt to deem workable, and Geralt asks for a glamour for Jaskier to wear, so that Jaskier can perform with no fear of witchunts after himself, but can soar with his wings when alone and safe with his witcher to protect him. Jaskier is so busy being awestruck by the phrasing of Geralt being "His Witcher" that he barely even processes how sweet the glamour idea is.

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Mood

is it bad that i wanna hide away from my real life and just read and write marauders fanfic all day everyday??? like is it REALLLYYYY that bad????

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*Regulus talking to Remus*

Regulus: Honestly Lily has more self respect than I do

Remus: What makes you say that?

Regulus: If James Potter threw himself at me I would’ve folded like a camping chair

Sirius: *is apalled*

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I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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❄️🪶Goofy Ravens Playing in the Snow🪶❄️

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They're INKEEPERS?!

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It’s destiel o’clock

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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) — Deleted Scene

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Cornetto at Kensington Palace 🍦 Deleted Scene

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE

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Cornetto at Kensington Palace

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alex claremont-diaz did not definitely did have sexual relations with that prince

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There's something I've been dying to ask you.

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fucking eyelashes