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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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I DON’T WANT SMUT I WANT FLUFF OR SOME GOOD ASS ANGST GOD DAMN IT

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I read this like an english football chant

i don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.

it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.

it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.

it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.

it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a-

ps: nicknames and last names not inc in this rant

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I really hope Anthony randomly wakes up in a cold sweat a couple weeks after Polin's engagement and is just like "I owe Daphne an apology, maybe dancing together a few times at a ball does signify" to a very confused Kate.

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Kate: Where’s Colin?

Penelope, sighing: He went to go fight everyone who has hurt me.

Kate: Oh no, who first?

Penelope: Himself. He’s been yelling at the mirror for the past hour.

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bitches listen, colin bought the same pastry penelope ate cause he wanted to know what her mouth tasted like in that moment: THIS IS CANON.

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how to grow the fuck up

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PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON and COLIN BRIDGERTON Bridgerton | 3x04 - "Old Friends"

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Ay yo i gotta shit so bad at work rn

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Putting these on the Batmobile for April fools and Bruce not noticing for a looong time afterwords.

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Small thing I just thought about

Kyle Broflovski must hate minions.

He would dispise them and their banana copulation.

I feel like the guys would mildly rip on him for it but mostly just Cartman and Craigs gang buying him minion merchandise randomly or for birthdays.

It would unhinge this man. Because, come on, you know Kyle turns absolutely Red every time.

If you get a minion pillow or squishy he will glare at it while you sleep and will punch it or throw it at the wall whenever you arent in the room. Always set back up the way you left it by the time you get back.

Lmao yeah so i just thought about the minion ride where you only smell bananas and realized that kyle would die

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All i read was “cat. Best autism creatures.”

obsessed with cats that bark

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.