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osomats · 3 years ago
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osomats · 3 years ago
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there should be a pride flag for guys who just like to hang out
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osomats · 4 years ago
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can you define woman please
one who be shopping
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osomats · 4 years ago
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hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time
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osomats · 4 years ago
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osomats · 4 years ago
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hickory dickory dock…the penis fucking cock
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osomats · 4 years ago
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osomats · 4 years ago
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osomats · 4 years ago
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hmmm
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osomats · 4 years ago
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feeling evil. had a caramel macchiato and now i can cast paladin spells. #girl
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osomats · 4 years ago
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after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.
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osomats · 4 years ago
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is mother fucker even an insult with the current emphasis on milfs?
I like to think that this ask was a prophetic message, sent by one of Gods very own angels
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osomats · 4 years ago
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osomats · 4 years ago
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osomats · 4 years ago
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cosmo wanda i wish the snickers dick vein was 23% more prominent on every bar
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osomats · 4 years ago
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osomats · 4 years ago
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A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys
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