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BREAKING NEWS: SHOCKING RESULTS OF GE2023

By Kuan Lee, 1 November 2023

After the backing of Donald Chomp, a shocking result has occured. We are now viewing something that has never happened before in Singapore history.

Many people, regardless of foreign workers or Singapore citizens, have now come together in harmony. There are no racial tensions. Everything is peaceful.

Perhaps it was the solutions that Parliament has passed. I posit to you that it, in fact was not.

The Worker’s Party have had an overwhelming majority of the vote of the citizens. As such, the Workers’ Party is now the incumbent. PAP now holds the 14 NMP seats kindly provided by the WP.

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The General Elections are Here! (Part 4 of 4)

Part 4: (29 September 2023)

The general election is tomorrow. I am CONFIDENT that PAP will WIN THIS ELECTION because they have WORKED HARDER THAN WP

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The General Elections Are Here! (Part 3 of 4)

Part 3: (7 June 2023)

We are going to make Singapore the best in history with a very strong Parliament! I’m heartened to see Parliament united! This makes PAP campaign stronger

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Social Media Update

@realLawrenceWong

I cannot keep track of who's on who's side anymore.

At this point, it has been obvious that parliament has split into 2 blocs, party lines be damned.

And the people have been calling us out for it. As they should.

Over these past 3 years, my role as a Minister has been diminished by the sheer inability of all sides. At least for my credit, as an MP I have helped to maintain issues across neighbourhoods. But it's shameful that I can't even convey their thoughts for national issues.

Dare I even question whether democracy can function anymore ? Both sides. GET IN PLACE. We've wasted millions already. Do you want it to be billions ?

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The General Elections Are Here! (Part 2 of 4)

Posted by @realDonaldChomp

Part 2: (23 April 2023)

HELLO ALL PEOPLE I AM IN CAHOOTS WITH PAP AND WROTE THEIR CAMPAIGN SLOGAN. MODELLED AFTER ME OF COURSE. IT IS #MAKESINGAPOREGREATAGAIN.

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The General Elections Are Here! (Part 1 of 4)

Tweeted in 4 parts by @realDonaldChomp

Part 1: (9 March 2023)

Good news folks! We have broken through to that damned authoritarian government! I'm now helping to run the PAP's campaign! I hope to gain absolutely no support from the general public!

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Social Media Update: Tharman's Buman

After a 19 year stint as a member of the People’s Action Party, I will be announcing my resignation from the Party, as a Senior Minister of State and Coordinating Minister of Social Policies.

When I first joined the party, I believed that I would be able to do the best I could for those who had chosen to vote for me, through unrestrained cooperation with my fellow party cadres and Members of the Parliament.

Alas, my faith has been “dropped like grapes”, to quote colloquial terms. It is ironic that the perceived opposition in parliament is less opposed to working together to further the interests of Singaporeans than the government of the day.

To cite an example of such petty business, by tabling a bill meant to further improve the social conditions and quality of life made available to Singaporeans, and only working to reiterate iterations of past glories, I believe the aim of the party is no longer one I can tolerate.

I am extremely grateful to the constituents who have voted me in, and I am deeply apologetic that I am unable to serve you further through this manner. To my GE2020 running mates, ciao. To my new party mates @ workers’ party, ciao.

Catch me outside @ GE2025! I will work as an economic consultant for now.

Love and kisses,

Tharman Shanmugaratnam

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Social Media Update: COME AH WHO SCARED

EH @PritamSingh U THINK I SCARED, I GOT THE PAP GANG BEAT U UP, U BTR NOT BACK OUT UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT CST.

1500 PADANG ALL WEAPONS ALLOWED.

SEE YOU THERE

Master of the Universe

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Social Media Update

My fellow singaporeans

We thank you for your support all these years

Parliament will continue work together towards making singapore greater

Best

Desmond Lee

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I'm confused too

I've been watching the Parliament YouTube live... What's this about a Fish Act? Why are the Parliament talking about fishes? I believe that it is xenophobia we're talking about... I hope people don't get the wrong idea. What a bunch of clowns.

- the Parliament's confused chair

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Parliament Update (well, not really)

The Parliament has heard the youth and turned to unorthodox methods to further relate to the youth and the new generation as we conduct speeches in rap style.

This is to say that the Parliament listens to the voice of the youth and we value the generations that come forth. In our said “wokeness” we have managed to also introduce certain policies that protect the livelihood of Singaporeans but at the same time allow foreign labour to coexist in harmony.

With that said, I am pleased to hear my fellow colleagues' absolutely beautiful voices when they rap.

Press Statement by:

Deputy Prime Minister, Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister for economic policies

Mr Heng Swee Keat

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Press Release: Ministry of Education

This. gridlock. IS. FRUSTRATING.

And now, in parliament... we have downgraded to spitting words faster than Eminem.

I... Uh... That's it. I have had enough. I'm breaking for lunch.

I am thoroughly disappointed . It is a low point for Singaporean democracy. What's next, MPs pass laws by turning the Parliament chamber into a FPS Shooter map, shooting guns that blasts soundbites as ammunition ?

~ Lawrence

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Social Media Update

POFMA ME BABY LETS GO IN COURT LAH WANT FIGHT IS IT I CALL MY GANG PRITAM SINGH

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[ANNOUNCEMENT] CALLING FOR A GENERAL ELECTION! SIGN THIS PETITION AT CHANGE.ORG!

4 January 2023

Parliament trying to gain total control? More likely than you think.

Parliament, namely the PAP, faces allegations of gerrymandering, filibustering, and excessive POFMA-ing. Among these, Singaporeans have been very enraged, and are demanding a General Election after 3 years in office.

We commend the general people for standing up for what they believe in. Sign this petition, and the government will be forced to hear us.

We cannot, and will not stand for such a government.

#PAPnoincumbent #Downwithautocracy

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Social Media Update: Nothing Personnel Kid

Crazy Pritam Singh and the Radical Left Workers Party were just playing “games” with the desperately needed Parliament bills. They just wanted to take care of Worker Party failed, incompetent, town councils. They were never in it to help the workers, and they never will be!

We will win the council against Corrupt Desmond Lee, Pritam Singh, and Tharman. We will save the government permanent damage from the ridiculous minimum wage, and you from massive Tax Hikes. Also, our Heritage, History and LAW & ORDER!

Crazy Pritam Singh has also deleted posts from his social media account. He wanted everyone to pack into communist regimes long after I DESTROYED Pritam Singh with FACTS and LOGIC. Based on his statement, He is responsible for many failures. He’s an incompetent, third-rate politician!

In order to safeguard the people of Singapore, I will be initiating POFMA proceedings against Pritam Singh as the Minister of Culture and Second Minister of Law

Renegade

Edwin Tong

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Social Media Update

jkjk still love you j teo pritam singh

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Social Media Update

Press release from the Minister of Education

"What the hell are you guys doing ? No seriously. We get paid a sizable amount for public service and yet we have stooped lower than monkeys throwing feces at each other. Can we please get back to work or whatever it is that we do ?"

~ Lawrence Wong