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Today my mum was teaching me how to make pie

Mum: Now we put the crust on top, and we crimp it around the edges...

Me: SOUP! SOUP! A TASTY SOUP! SOUP! A SPICY CARROT AND CORIANDER CHILLI CHOWDER CROUTONS! CROUTONS.

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That's not what you meant by crimp is it?

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me:

Mum: Get out.

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What carpet man don't understand is, if carpet man don't dance, then carpet man don't eat

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Slow Movey Old Green Fart

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Hairy Orange Man from Tree Town

(another original photo)

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Hey guys, if you ever see a post here and you think 'that wasn't in the show...' I am half quoting the show (series 1) and half quoting The Mighty Book of Boosh to get more material :)

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Horny Grey Mud Man

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Fossil: We've got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo.

Howard: What?

Fossil: You know, the black eyed Chinese people that eat sticks?

Howard: The pandas.

Fossil: Oooooh, I'm Howard Mooon! I know how to reeeaadd! I know all the animals names at the zoooo!

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Fossil: Yeah, the pandas.

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Hairy Pocket Man

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Great blog!Do you allow submissions? If we have ideas should we just drop 'em in your askbox?

Thanks! Yup, if you think of any Fossil-isms that haven't come up yet just send them to me via an ask and I'll see what I can do

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This blog is genius. Love it!

thank you! not my idea, but i've got enough time on my hands to execute it I guess :) hope you continue to enjoy!

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I love your blog by the way, i keep watching episodes of boosh and i find youve quoted them the next morning, such beautiful coincidences xx

thank you so much! I've been following your blog for ages and I really admire it/respect you :) haha, it's a great excuse to rewatch all my boosh when i'm supposed to be studying, so I've got a big arsenal of Fossil quotes xx

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The Windy Man! The Long Mover!

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Welcome to the zooniverse where all your dreams shall come true...niverse

I don't think I'm going to post anything more for a while because I have a 3,000 word portfolio I should probably stop procrastinating over, so until my triumphant return (i won't be long! I promise!) let us inquire into why Bob Fossil doesn't like cricket.

Enjoy all you lovely people and thanks for the support!

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The black and white chinese people that eat sticks

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The Grey Leg Face Man!

He has four legs, and another leg on his face

NOTE: I took this picture myself, no google required :) (amateur photographer at your service)

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I love you ok thank you for existing

hahaha thank you! and of course i love you too

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i love you

naww shucks :)

And i love you