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I Have 2 Moods
1. I eat enough calories and carbs to put an NFL lineman to shame.
2. I don’t eat for 2 days.
There’s no in between.
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Simon: I brought you frankincense
Markus: Thank you
Machine Connor: And I brought you myrrh
Markus: Thank you
Machine Connor: MurDER
Markus: *gasp* Connor, no!
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How do you get into a fandom?
2 percent: slowly but surely
the 98 percent:
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me,waking up every fuckin Monday realizing I have responsibilities.
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no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because that shit is pretty hard to do and so is typing it all up and just thinking of the plot and all the little details idk writers are great
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it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
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Shane: From now on we will be using code names.
Shane: You can address me as Eagle One.
Shane: Garrett is “been there done that”.
Shane: Ryland is “currently doing that”.
Shane: Drew is “it happened once in a dream”.
Shane: Morgan is “if I had to pick a girl”.
Shane: And Andrew is
Shane: Eagle Two.
Andrew: Oh thank god.
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Feinstein: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?
Crews: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…
Feinstein: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.
Crews: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.
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girls don’t want boys, girls want IT (2017) on dvd with deleted and extended scenes.
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Andrew Siwicki’s laugh, reblog if you agree
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To the people struggling to get through the day. The people breathing through anxiety right now. The ones thinking that they’re completely alone. The ones that are trying their best not to have a mental breakdown, or fighting the tears back.
This one is for you.
I want you to know that you are loved. Even thought it may not feel like it right now. There are people out there that give a fuck about you.
You are not alone. Even if it seems like you are. Reaching out is hard. Accepting someone reaching out to you is hard. Explaining what’s wrong is a challenge in it’s own. But sometimes it helps to share.
You matter! You feel that thing beating in the middle of your chest? That’s your heart, and it’s keeping you alive right now. But that’s only half of it. That heart of yours is part of what makes you the beautiful human being that you are. That’s where passion, and love comes from. You’ve got all of that. Even if it doesn’t feel like you do.
You are worth it. You deserve the fucking world. You deserve to be treated like the badass you are. And if someone isn’t treating you the way you should be treated, don’t be afraid to kick them out of your life. You don’t need negative people. You don’t need people who tear you down and make you feel like you are less than what you are. You are meant to shine. You are meant to brighten the world.
You are beautiful. Even if your hair is a mess and you didn’t bother with make up today. You are beautiful when you smile and laugh at something with your entire heart. You are beautiful inside and out, even if you feel like your a mess of a million shatter pieces inside. You are fighting. You are winning.
You are simply you. And you know what? That is more than fucking good enough.
xoxox
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