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The Truth About Microwaves

To the modern everyday person the microwave seems like just a kitchen appliance, but to the keen observer the humble microwave is revealed to be a truly nefarious weapon created by big TV Dinner, and electronic companies in order to brainwash our cells and minds to buy their product. Ask yourself this question, do you own a microwave? The chances of you saying yes are about are very likely as the US Bureau of Labor Statistics found that over 90% of American households now own a microwave. This number is staggering, this means that almost 295 million people in the US alone have access to a microwave, which would prove very useful for a group of people to gain control. Now ask yourself this next question, do you know how a microwave works? Of course not, nobody does except for big companies such as GE, LG and other manufacturing titans. Who invented the microwave and why? Why do we buy microwaves in the first place? What are the effects of the microwave? Why aren't you allowed to use a microwave with the door open? Why does metal spark inside of it? Why doesn't a microwave have a silent option? These and more will be answered as the truth behind the microwave is explored.

The year is 1945 Percy Spencer has just filed for a patent for the microwave. The big question is how did this invention come to fruition. Well it turns out it was originally meant to be used as combat radar technology for the military. These projects were the second most prioritized only behind the Manhattan Project and for good reason too. This project was meant to use magnetrons which are used to create microwaves which are also found in the microwave oven. This military project was meant to create and give US forces the edge during WWII by giving them access to different types of radars, and the ability to project radiation in short high power pulses. So what does this tell us? Yup that's right the microwave was initially created to be a weapon. So why is it used to heat up food? Well that's because Mr.Spencer who was involved in the magnetrons found out “accidentally” that it can be used to heat food. Well doesn't this directly translate to be able to heat people and harm cells? If a microwave can heat a piece of chicken enough to be fully cooked what are the odds that it can not harm and destroy human cells. So why would we ever trust to have “appliances” in our houses that were meant to be used in war?

So why do we buy microwaves to begin with? Well many can say that it is because of the convenience factor that microwaves provide, but this is completely wrong. The real reason why many Americans have microwaves is because it has been ingrained into our consciousness from television commercials and other microwaves. Think about it, what was the first time you remember seeing a microwave? Exactly you can't, it seems like your whole life there has been a microwave somewhere in the background. Even houses now are included with built in microwaves. Why is this? Some may speculate many of these big microwave companies are tied with real estate tycoons and they get a cut from installing microwaves as to “sell” the consumer on the house. Local New Mexico Tech grad and gamer Haydn Jones explains that his apartment came with a microwave installed in the kitchen wall and has definitely been a factor in convincing him to use it and buy TV dinners. Mr.Jones also explains that he believes that the moment of first use he felt a strange sensation when using the microwave. He explained that he felt as if there were already “sleeper cells” in his body and that the new more powerful microwave might have activated him to make him crave microwavable food.

Mr.Jones experience with microwaves is not the only one where a person has questioned the legitimacy of microwaves as a whole. Many , even those who are not aware of the roots of microwaves, have always had the question as to why the microwave has a somewhat film screen and why it cannot be used with the door open. Some have said the reason is to be able to see the food and it cannot be used with the door as the door is to contain the radiation. Which proves that microwaves create harmful radiation!!! It was literally created to be used as a weapon!!! So why would there even be a somewhat visible slot open? This of course is for some of the radiation to escape but not enough to be noticeable and to cause harm on the epidermis. These slits and windows are created in order for the waves to escape and enter our brains. This is why time can be seen to take longer when staring at a microwave timer. The waves enter the body and make its way into the prefrontal cortex which is why sometimes time may seem to be slowed and some forget that they even put items in the microwave to begin with. Again ask yourself and analyze your experience with microwaves. Chances are when you heat your food you begin to crave the food itself which again indicates that the microwaves have invaded your brain and have already begun to assimilate with the thoughts of consumption and consumerism making you want to eat and buy more food. 

The next time you use a microwave, put a metal fork. No you say, why is that? Many will answer that it will spark and potentially harm the microwave itself and potentially explode. Why is that? Many “intellectuals” have said it is due to the charge created by the “induction of current” and the high “voltage” built around the metal object as it is a good conductor for electricity but this is just fancy talk for it rejecting the brainwashing waves because metal does not have the ability to absorb these harmful waves. Metal especially aluminium is known for its brainwashing repelling abilities so it is no doubt the microwave and big electronic and tv dinner companies would advise you not to put metal in their product as to avoid disabling the intended effect. Grapes have also been seen to have an interesting interaction with microwaves. Many know that if you put a grape in a microwave it will spark and possibly produce plasma. “Scientists” have credited this phenomena to be because of the grape's spherical shape and water content to create hot spots of energy enough to create plasma. This however is untrue, while this explanation might make sense it is really because grapes are the most pure food and reject the man made harmful waves. Think about it, grapes can be turned into wine, and raisins. It has a huge variety of uses, so why isn't microwaving it a part of them. It's because the humble grape senses the impurity in the microwaves and like metal repels them. It is also no coincidence that many electronic companies don't have any grape related imagery in their products. It is because grapes are their enemy as grapes represent nature and self sustaining lifestyles that these companies do not want you to develop. It is also well known that recordings of the inside of a microwave while it is in use will not work as microwave manufactures have a builtin mechanism that disables all form of recording which renders the camera useless and footage unobtainable.

Have you ever wondered why microwaves don't have silent options for those dreaded beepers? It's really not that difficult to do, just an option that allows for this to happen. Instead many are forced to open the microwave before the last second. But first what is this beep anyway? Many believe it to indicate when the food has been “heated” but this is not the case at all. This beep is truly used to activate the sleeper cells inserted from past microwaves which remind you to buy more tv dinners and use your microwave more. This again goes back to the alternative of opening the door at the last second. This while seemingly a smart idea is actually worse than listening to the activator of the sleeper cells, as this only releases the radiation at an unprecedented amount, many. The microwave oven has a plan for every idea around its brainwashing features and it is clearly seen as many have asked for a silent beeper but no company has answered the call as they do not want to lose this power.

To conclude the microwave was invented as a weapon and is now being used by corporate titans in order for them to benefit from one another. These evil companies only care about your wallet and do not care about the harmful waves emitted from their products as their only goal is to sell you more. The microwave is a seemingly innocent product but its war inspired roots and the evidence surrounding its brainwashing capabilities are no coincidences at all.  Many are beginning to reject the microwave as they are slowly beginning to notice its true intentions. Wake up and notice the small details around you. And if you don't, remember that the next time you think time is being slowed while you stare at a microwave’s eerie timer you might just be right.