handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win
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Cheap plane tickets, that’s all I ask for
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Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
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Passive aggressive note at this diner…
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Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.
Deepak Chopra (via fyp-philosophy)
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universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)
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