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I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.
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Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?
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I'm sorry if i've been bad about replying to messages lately. Stray dogs chasing me
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pulling off a masterful ocean's 11 bank heist without being spotted or setting off any alarms but accidentally slamming my penis in the vault door on the way out
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u can pry my Special Capitalizations and random periods for like. dramatic effect away from my cold dead hands
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if you hear someone havingng an emotional moment in the bathroom and crying in a closed stall the best thing you can do for them in that moment is shake the door really loud and growl
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Honestly, the idea of implementing Discord-style reactions on Tumblr isn’t a completely terrible one.
Tumblr likes are functionally meaningless save as a mechanism for popular blogs to keep score anyway, so letting folks effectively colour-code their likes for individual posts by choosing a symbol to associate with them wouldn’t do any particular violence to the site’s functioning – it’d just get subsumed into the post’s overall note count.
However, I suspect that suddenly having dozens of icon to choose from when liking a post would be an intimidating adjustment for the site’s established userbase; it might be best to start gradually, with a smaller set of options – perhaps just three or four.
And you know, since we already have hearts
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there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist
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I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.
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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again
#serious business#i backed up all my shit to google docs and am now primarily google docs lmao#i owned too many computer places to do work and not enough word subscriptions
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fed my cat a dark treat and he’s bad now
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