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me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

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W-what?

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Do we know anyone with, like, a real creepy basement?

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me: i think i shall read some ancient philosophy today! let’s see what the stoic epictetus has to tell me

epictetus: look at you, you fucking piece of shit. you care about things? you’re sad when you lose them? what a fucking clown you are. oh your wife died and you’re sad about it? you’re sad about losing your wife you little peepee baby? fuck you. i hate you so fucking much

me: ok then!

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mood: bedridden victorian child

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the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

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Unmute !

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Fiancé: look, I KNOW we said we should eat out less, BUT [local pizza place] is giving 50% of their proceeds to the women's shelter today, sooooooo

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Dalish Herald of Andraste 

“Let fly your voice to Mythal. Deliverer of justice. Protector of sun and earth alike.”

-It was at this moment that Mythal walked out of the sea of the Earth’s tears and onto the land. She placed her hand on Elgar'nan’s brow, and at her touch he grew calm and knew that his anger had led him astray..

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What if the fade being ripped open in da:i has nothing to do with templars and mages but everything to do with those weird side quests in da:o like activating the places of power and watch guard of the reaching and summoning sciences

I mean the warden did a bunch of weird shit in da:o without fully understanding what any of it does

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Loghain: WE CAN’T LET FERELDEN FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THESE FILTHY ORLESIAN WARDENS!

Cousland Warden, literally of the fereldan nobility:

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everyone pray for my sort of uncle... ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just ugly af lmao

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i can pinpoint the moment he received The Lip Scar with almost mathematical precision

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meanwhile in Kirkwall