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Hello tumblr. I'm a Doctor Who podcast. A good one. You can listen to the latest episode here: 4.01 - One Touch to Free Me, with guest Nicole Hill.

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also now free

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go to town

I'm doing some maintenance on my tumblr account and this includes deleting a number of old blogs I used to have, the majority of which are just usernames I squatted and never posted to

So if you always wanted a blog called javadobeckett or javado-beckett (Javado Beckett was a jokey speculation in the early English-speaking Ace Attorney fandom about what name Godot might have in the AA3 localization) then those urls are free now, please use them wisely

also "thisdayinjapanifornia" was a blog I registered in the 2010s shortly before the real world was catching up to the Ace Attorney games' timeline and I was thinking it'd be a fun idea but I never did it. If you want that url, it's yours, enjoy, it's not too late, Apollo Justice still hasn't happened yet

[nowwearealltom]

I'm doing some maintenance on my tumblr account and this includes deleting a number of old blogs I used to have, the majority of which are just usernames I squatted and never posted to

So if you always wanted a blog called javadobeckett or javado-beckett (Javado Beckett was a jokey speculation in the early English-speaking Ace Attorney fandom about what name Godot might have in the AA3 localization) then those urls are free now, please use them wisely

also "thisdayinjapanifornia" was a blog I registered in the 2010s shortly before the real world was catching up to the Ace Attorney games' timeline and I was thinking it'd be a fun idea but I never did it. If you want that url, it's yours, enjoy, it's not too late, Apollo Justice still hasn't happened yet

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[pokes head into tumblr] you kids having fun in here? haha of course ya are! just let me know if you need any more snacks or salsa or anything, we got plenty, y’hear? okay now bye!

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bam’s retirement party

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I never use tumblr anymore but I’ve got a thing to promote so I guess I’ll use it

You might like this video if you like Doctor Who, or moral philosophy, or time travel, or long videos that make you think about stuff, or bad jokes, or the sound of my voice, or The Good Place, or “pop” sound effects that play when text shows up on screen, or that old tumblr meme where you explain something complicated using a bad powerpoint with comic sans, or an old granny saying the sentence “steal me a boat, my child”.  If you can’t muster any affection for at least one of those things, then this video is not for you

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Bam is out sick today with a sinus headache. Her husband came into the office today, to check her email for her.

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“she knows about it, but I don’t know about it. the kettle doesn’t know who’s... generating the heat.”

One of my co-workers always mangles common figures of speech.

“They’re just flying like rats off the boat.”

“Something’s not quite right in Denmark.”

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I overheard the end of a Bam anecdote:

“And then she had the NERVE to make everybody eat that macaroni. I couldn’t take it. I just left. If I didn’t die of a heart attack that night, I know I never will,”

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Bam getting distracted on the way to checking her email.

“Zac Efron. Zac Efron.”

“When is Megan Marker--Marko? Markle? Having her baby? I think she's been pregnant forever.”

“I think Tom Selleck is so handsome.”

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I am gonna miss Bam reading the paper out loud when she’s supposed to be working

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Bam is retiring April 4th!

I’m so sad!

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Bam is telling us how she and her husband went to five guys last night and made friends with a six year old

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fuck the system

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Bam and [other co-worker] are talking about how they’re not sure they’re gonna bother with the new Grinch movie because it could never measure up to “the old one”. 

[other co-worker] hasn’t yet realized that Bam is talking about the 2000 live-action Jim Carrey film.

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“my cuppeth’s run over, over here!”

One of my co-workers always mangles common figures of speech.

“They’re just flying like rats off the boat.”

“Something’s not quite right in Denmark.”

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“Five minutes? You want me to wait FIVE MINUTES? I could have a baby in five minutes!”

One of my co-workers always mangles common figures of speech.

“They’re just flying like rats off the boat.”

“Something’s not quite right in Denmark.”