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Sailor J sentence starters

“Men don’t like nostrils.”

“The zodiac was created by men!”

“THIS IS A REGIME OF AMAZONIAN BEAVERS AND WE WILL NOT FAIL OUR MISSION!”

“Do you have a brother? Sacrifice.”

“GET RID OF HIM.”

“The secrets out. The jig is up. Everyone knows we have skin.”

“Is she in a house? Slut.”

“Is she a mouse? Slut.”

“Wifely women don’t need nutrition. Wifely women only cook for their men.”

“I wear sweaters in July.....because I respect myself.”

“I haven’t seen the sun in decades.”

“The key is to not mind your own fucking business.”

“Men don’t like it when women have nipples~”

“Shaming my gender in the name of Jesus.”

“Ye who have nipples will burn in the lake of fire.”

“My therapist had the nerve to tell me I don’t know what emotional stability is.”

“Titanic was an inside job! I bet it was Rose, because she a thot!”

“Go fish mother fucker.”

“Do you do magic too?”

“I need you to kill my husband’s dentist.”

“Okay, but she touched my man and her booty bigger than mine.”

“Dead as fuck!”

“Are you wearing fake eyelashes to church?” 

“I’m out here in the famine, plagues, wars and shit, and you in my house talking about ass.”

“Come back when you paid your taxes.”

“What does it mean to have a life goal?”

“Career goals? AH hah, mermaid.”

“I need to be told how to live my life.”

“Everything is everyone else’s fault.”

“I really like this guy. He’s a terrible human being and he’s been in jail eight times, but you know. He likes cats and I like cats and that’s enough for me.”

“My life skills include whining and glitter.”

“I’m gonna use you and everyone else I love as a tool for gratification.”

“Let’s fight.”

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40 icons of an unburned Harvey Dent from Telltale Batman. Please like or reblog and credit me or @dualcelebrity if used.

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30 icons of Jack Sprat from The Adventures of Puss in Boots. All but one from the ep Boots.  Like or reblog if you use, no credit needed.

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Send me ‘I’m ready! Promotion!’ for my muse to sum up how they feel about yours using a spongebob quote.

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Starters from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Carousel Part 3

“There was only one carousel in town, I couldn’t go back there.”

“I didn’t have a job.”

“I didn’t mind living off her cousin.”

“It’s doing nothing that drove me crazy.”

“June is busting out all over.”

“It’s because it’s june.”

“Looking for somebody?”

“They were thinking about going to the clam bake. Maybe you can catch up to them there.”

“Why don’t we go?”

“We’d come back rich, that’s what for.”

“Rich? From a clam bake? You’d be the first one.”

“What you need is a glass of beer. Come on, I’m buying.”

“You couldn’t find him, could ya?”

“_____ said that a man that can’t find work these days is just bone lazy.”

“He’s only good at what he used to do.”

“And now he don’t do anything.”

“Last Monday he hit her.”

“Did you hit him back? I would’ve. I’d leave him.”

“You don’t understand, he’s ain’t happy because he ain’t working. That’s why he hit me Monday.”

“Fine reason, for hitting you. Hits his wife because he ain’t working.”

“What do I gotta do?”

“Then by that time, I got my knife in his ribs.

“Then you take your knife-”

“Does he have to be killed?”

“I ain’t gonna do it. It’s dirty.”

“I ain’t got a cent!”

“Money thinks I’m dead.”

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Starters from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Carousel Part 2

“Tell me something, aren’t you scared of me?”

“I ain’t scared.”

“You’re a funny kid.”

“I’m never gonna marry.”

“Suppose I’d say to ya, that I’d marry ya.”

“That scares ya don’t it? You’re thinking about what that cop said.”

“You wouldn’t marry a fella like me, would ya?”

“If I loved you, it wouldn’t make no difference, even if I died for it.”

“How would you know ,what you’d do if you loved me?”

“But you don’t.”

“You can’t hear a sound, a turn of a leaf.”

“On a night like this, I start to wonder what life is all about.”

“I always say two heads are better than one to figure it out.”

“I don’t need you, or anyone to help me.”

“What are we? Just a couple of specks of nothing.”

“You can’t even count the stars in the sky.”

“Two little people, you and I, we don’t count at all.”

“I don’t remember meeting a girl like you.”

“Hey, you trying to get me to marry ya?”

“Then what’s putting it into my head?”

“If you loved me, but you don’t.”

“Being their only kinfolk, I thought you want to know.”

“If you ain’t got better than them.”

“No one in our family never did anything shameful, ____!”

“This is my husband.”

“Solid gold plated too.”

“I wish ya both all the happiness in the world.”

“I just couldn’t get the hang of getting married.”

“Was that their fault?”

“I didn’t say that, but maybe it wasn’t my fault either.”

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Starters from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Carousel Part 1

“ You waived that right.”

“As long as I’m here, I might as well stay.”

“You mean, if a guy lead a good life, he deserves a break, kinda thing?”

“I owned this carousel.”

“I don’t let no man fool with me.”

“Who you calling a slut? Slut yourself!”

“Would you throw me out?”

“She said you put your arm around my waist.”

“_____, will treat you to a ride.”

“I could bounce you, if I felt like it.”

“You keep out of this.”

“And I won’t take you back like, I’ve done before.”

“Then you are bothered by losing your job.

“Come on, I don’t want to be late.”

“Is that right? They bounce ya if you’re not home on time?”

“Well, now we’re both outta jobs.”

“The girls told me.”

“Holy smokes, you’re dumb.”

“Gets them all moony eyed, promises to marry them, then takes all their money.”

“Well, don’t stand there like you don’t have good sense.”

“Do I have to go with you?”

“After I warned ya?”

“I ought to throw you in jail.”

“Don’t know, wish I did.”