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i have now reblogged all my posts from my main that fit this blog

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Police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single miraidon

Florian: wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: yes,,, three

Arven: oh my Arceus — what the fuck?!

Police: Sir?

Nemona: PENNY FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Silver: it’s my birthday

Gold: yep happy birthday

Green: congratulations on ageing

Silver: i have defeated everyone who has tried to wrong me

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Colress: Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down

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Guzma:i swear on my fucking Yeezy’s these Tapu Cocoa Malasadas better be bussin

Hau:why did i decide to work with you?

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Lillie proposes to Marnie with a ring pop

Lillie:*holding a ring pop & gets down on one knee* Marnie, will you marry me?

Marnie:*putting the ring pop on her finger* yes

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Giovanni:Silver, i didn’t raise you to be a criminal

Silver:huh, funny, i don’t remember you raising me at all

Giovanni:

Silver:yeah, that’s what i thought

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Silver: Every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except Olivine City I have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, I will fucking find it.

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would y’all want to know about my fanregion Plateland?

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how Colress became the boss of Team Plasma

Colress:are you going to fire me?

Ghetsis:no actually it's the opposite

Colress:i'm going to fire you?

Ghetsis:no? i’m making you the boss of Team Plasma

Colress:can i fire you?

Ghetsis:no

Colress:can i fire Zinzolin?

Ghetsis:also no

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Maxie: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Archie: What’s that??

Maxie: You’ve never heard of leftovers???

Archie: No, because I’m not a quitter.

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how Colress became the boss of Team Plasma

Colress:are you going to fire me?

Ghetsis:no actually it's the opposite

Colress:i'm going to fire you?

Ghetsis:no? i’m making you the boss of Team Plasma

Colress:can i fire you?

Ghetsis:no

Colress:can i fire Zinzolin?

Ghetsis:also no

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Lysandre you are too tall to be alive

“Sigh. I will be there in a moment. Did Archie and Maxie get in a scuffle again?”

“No. It was Ghetsis this time.”

“Ghetsis and...?”

“The TV. He stabbed it.”

“Better it than one of us, I suppose.”

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Colress’ twitter, most of these are just ‘Ghetsis is the personification of a pile of shit’

this was before he added #transgaysagainstghetcis to his bio

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if y’all want me to post all of Colress’ twitter then interact with this post, one note and i will post his whole account including bio

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fake tweet lol