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"So here’s where you’ve been hiding." Away from the crowds, stoic and silent as he kept watch over the proceedings of the king’s New Year’s ball. "I saved you one."

Levi slipped a glass into the policeman’s hand, clearing his tray of the last item on its surface and lowering it now without fear of the shattering of glasses and splatter of alcohol. He rested his back against the wall with a small smirk, eyelids lowering slightly.

"Figured you might appreciate something to drink. Whiskey good? Sounded better than champagne, I thought." Levi didn’t opt to go into details, falling quiet for a few moments before opening his eyes again and looking over the crowds.

"I haven’t caused any trouble yet tonight, promise. But imagine my finding you here. Do the nobles have your men so spread out tonight that even the esteemed Commander has to take part in the grunt work, or are you a special request?"

Though he would have waited for an answer, it was then that a sudden silence fell over the gathered nobles. When the voices rose again, it was in a loud countdown. Straightening away from the wall, Levi turned toward Nile with a grin, reaching up to hook two fingers in the neck of the man’s shirt to tug lightly in silent gesture that the man lean down to his level.

The voices grew louder as the countdown drew nearer to zero. Leaning closer, Levi spoke near to Nile’s ear. “So hey, do I get to start the new year with a clean slate?”

Zero.

It only took a single gesture from the king before the bells began to ring. Drawing back from the Commander’s ear, Levi instead opted to steal a greedy kiss. He didn’t step back before nipping at the man’s lower lip, smirking as he released Nile’s shirt.

"Back to work," he stated, though he didn’t specify whether the suggestion was directed toward himself or to Nile as he held the metal tray to his side and vanished easily among the crowds of nobles.

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I think the fact Erwin is cuffed makes it funnier.

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before 2013 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them

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My muse has been affected by sex pollen! They're uncontrollably horny, 20x as sensitive, and... tied to a chair. How does your muse deal with this?

You could just leave them there… but that would be cruel~

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do u ever express feeling and then afterwards ur like wow that was gay as fuck

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Erwin Swan the stunningly handsome new student at Sina’s crappy high school, I mean like look at all these peasants fawning over him. He is like literally perfection. Don’t even Gary Stu. He’s too perfect. Every fucking vampire in a 3 mile radius is salivating. How dare these mortals even look upon his beautiful form. Bitches kneel. God they’re so lucky they even get to breathe the same air.

Oh my god but have you seen Levi Cullen. The pale as fuck miniature Adonis that just. Dude. He’s so pale he looks like a corpse, hot damn my necrophilia is acting up again, and shit his MARBLE ABS YO, oh my fuck and he sparkles at that he’s a sparkling tiny clean-freak of a vampire he’s basically an overly hygienic disco-bat. And he’s always like, “I’m not friends with that blondie what the fuck is wrong with you I hate his guts,” but then Erwin walks in and it’s just. “…I’m gonna suck him dry,”

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WEREWOLF DUDE. Have you seen Mike Black. Have you seen his abs. This fucker. He can smell anything from anywhere. He can smell better than the bloodsuckers yo. And jesus he’s tall, he’s so tall and broad he just. Doms the fuck outta Erwin. Does not like Levi. Levi is a tiny sparkly leech. Mike doesn’t like leeches. Or sparkly things. And Cullen smells bad. He smells like… bad things. Fuck that shit.

And Hange Zoe is like. Erwin’s human friend. The only one who can tolerate him really. Because holy shit his ego. But it’s okay. Because have you seen his jawline. That shit’s perfection. She will tolerate. For his jawline. Also vampires? Werewolves? The fuck is this basic shit? Zombies are where it’s at man. The zombies. Always drags Erwin to zombie movies. Both of them figure out that Levi is a vampire in like, the first chapter of the book. And neither give a fuck really.

And on the back cover the summary is just like.

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Levi was a vampire

Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my dick.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in yaois with him.”

Is there fanart of this I need fanart of this

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Sorry I didn't do fem Nile cosplay stuff today

Migraine acting up today cries

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danchou-erwin-smith replied to your post “Yellow”

Not me, but it sure as shit should be,

"Yes, but you're a special case, Smith. You wouldn't have to ask so blatantly."

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I N S O M N I A

Send "INSOMNIA" for a half-awake-half-asleep thought my character has regarding yours.

Cases were what often kept Nile awake at night, and this particular one had been eluding him for quite some time now. 

Idly, he went over the faces of the suspects in his mind, three thieves from the slums. One, the tallest, stuck out to Nile.

"You look like you belong somewhere cleaner. Not living and working down in that hell."

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Yellow

YELLOW:PLEASE FUCK ME.

"Someone seems a tad bit... eager, aren't we?"

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you

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Send me a ♕ and I'll try to impersonate your character

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Send me "☎" and my Muse will answer the phone drunk.

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Staring Contests

Garrison: Stare and hold your position as well as you can. You can and will win this.

Survey Corps: You will stand steadfast. You are in control. Assert that authority.

Military Police: Fuck this; force the opposing party to blink.

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Send me one and see how my muse reacts.

"I can’t do this anymore." “It’s time to choose.” “I’m bad for you.” “You’re bad for me.” “You could have died!” “You’re an idiot.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “They’re coming.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I think it’s broken.” “It’s so beautiful.”

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SEND ME 4 NAMES!

My muse will have to decide which character they’d rather:

Have sweep them off their feet

Fight along side

Share a prison cell with

Raise a child with

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Who cares about "Truth"? Let's play "Dare or Dare"! Dare my character to do two crazy things and they'll have to do one of them!