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On it, I’ll load my nucs. Venus was getting too smug anyway

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Y’all will not believe who I ran into today.

You remember that school thing where the dinosaurs ruined the gym?

Well, I just got myself some new pets!!!! Can’t wait to try them out at the fair

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“A crow eats the sun

The moon eats the crow

And so the serpent cries”

The library sent me this, should I be concerned?

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There is something walking… or maybe it’s not.

It sings… it makes no noise

I scream.

No one is left alive to hear….

I awaken

I see something walking, no actually I don’t think it is.

There is singing… but does not exist

I scream

My lips are gone

I wake up

It walks it is motionless

Music sounds I have no ears to know the truth

I scream

Blood drapes the dessert

I wake up

It is time for work

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FINALLY someone logical around here

When faced with the immortal billionaire snail question, no one wonders the morality of eternally trapping a super intelligent being in a box. They all just assume it’s somehow justified.

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My bad, I keep leaking out. This is why I need a bigger straw.

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Cruality media

Heard about Cruella's origin story and thought things. Sorry.

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I just got RICKROLLED by The Pokémon Company IN 2021

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Better brain washed than gooseless

Although I have zero belief anyone could brainwash Jeff™ or the Scouts honestly

Besides, who wants a DIRTY Brian? Honestly, there’s nothing like a good wire brush to the tissuey, slimey mass inside my boney jail.

The whole country thinks the other half is brainwashed

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Truly the good ole days have passed. But don’t fear! We can bring them back! After all time is an illusion meant to stop us from continuing to enjoy what is good. So eat the wheat by product, call that old friend, use a cannon to shove yourself into the higher plane. Don’t let the lies of the shadowy figures stop you from being who you want

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little fright

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Completely understandable, hope she didn’t get indigestion. Would she like some more? I have a stockpile for emergencies and could spare some.

A few people may be missing some toes. Sorry, Khoshekh was hungry.

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What if I eat the seeds? I will consume the flesh

With the little Terry seeds falling on Earth, are we at risk of a meat planet takeover? Or are we okay if we’re just careful about getting rid of these seeds?

Hahaha nope, we're screwed! The ingenuity of humanity is no match for this quickly-spreading mass of flesh :)

Hopefully I can make the next part of this series sooner than later, stay tuned to the twitch so you can catch me making it!

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Do you believe that the US government was involved in staging the 9/11 tragedy as a way to re-spark the patriotism that had been fading after the Vietnam war. The support for the US military had been fading after the lack of success in Vietnam as compared to the deaths that resulted from it. While the government did not actively participate, they did deliberately turn a blind eye.

Furthermore, the tragedy was an inside job. The height at which the planes hit, and the structure of the buildings should not have resulted in such complete collapse. The only explication is that there was someone in the towers that activity compromised the integrity of the buildings structure, possibly have going so far as to set off additional explosions on lower levels. As if all of these tragedies were not enough, there were many bodies not found, while many attribute this to the horrific levels of damage and debris, the answer is much more insidious. You see, because the US Government was aware of the coming tragedy they made a horrible trade.

In order to understand the trade that the American government made, you must go back to 1961. The year Kennedy announced his ambition to land on the moon. Because you see not long into the endeavor, NASA made a reality shattering discovery. The moon….did not exist. You see, the moon was quite simply a hologram. Or more accurately an advanced cloaking technology to hide our zookeepers. See, the Earth was not. As independent as previously believed.

Long ago, the early Humans drew the attention of beings from a far more advanced galaxy. These beings had come early on to study us and observe our evolution into society. They have watched for centuries, but not as aloof observers, but rather as farmers, directing how their crops will grow. And it had been going well until 1945.

You see, with the creation of the atomic bomb (and later they hydrogen bomb) humans had finally developed a technology that could affect our lofty keepers. And with this ability, America made a deal. In exchange for more advanced technology, the government would provide live specimens for the aliens to study up close.

When America discovered the plot set for December 11th 2001, the government leapt at the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Rather than simply allowing the attacks to happen, they offered any living humans in the building to their foreign allies. Increasing the “death count” decreasing the “lives lost” and spurring even more numbers to use in an effort to re-ignite the “American Spirit”.

Which leads us into the ultimate lie the Government has told us. Area 51? Was never a secret base to study aliens. It was a base to trade with aliens, and be studied BY them. With the more advanced technology however, it became more difficult to keep this interaction a secret, even with the government actively countering and disputing claims of UFOs. This ultimately came to a head in the year 2020, when the government realized the true way to cover up their tracks. They declassified aliens. You see what better way to convince people your lying than to tell the truth. What sane person would ever trust a politician, much less the government as a whole!???

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Thank you for protecting my identity and blacking it out

A day when nothing happened.

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@valdevia Is this a domesticated species? Or will I need to train one myself? Just looking at it fills me with peace and I know I was meant to care for one, and train them to devour worlds. Also, are there any common health or temperament concerns I should be aware of? What are breeding laws like?

Run.

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I am so sorry guys, another one of my pets got loose

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Every time it gets me!

I love listening to The Weather and fully forgetting that I'm listening to WTNV and getting jumpscared by Cecil