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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

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I'm old

if you're checking my blog to make sure I'm old enough to like the post I just lurked, trust me, I'm old also, quit policing, jesus christ All I do is lurk, I'm never going to message you or tell anyone anything Calm down

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Bats illuminated by lightning

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Losing my mind at seeing Twitter Discourse where a girl talks about being a waitress and how sometimes people don't acknowledge her or reply to her at all when she speaks to them and how it feels dehumanising and all the people in the replies are like UM. SOME OF US HAVE /SOCIAL ANXIETY/ You're literally an evil person for wishing people would treat you with bare minimum decency :/ like idk how to tell you this but if a waitress asks how your evening is while she's taking you to your seat in a restaurant and you're gonna pretend saying "Fine, thank you" is a horrific arduous task like. Maybe you're just a massive cunt? Maybe you're just an insufferable fuckwit?

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my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

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bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

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Beach episode at the monastery... everyones putting sunscreen on eachothers tonsures

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radio announcer voice: okay next up we got john lennon’s ghost with “i deserved to die for walking like that” stay tuned on fuckFM for more hit songs

commercial: i cum every day now that i went to the furniture sale

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Sunrise over the Pyramids, Giza by Brian Lawrence

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We’re just normal men…

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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o spirit of thog i call upon u. assist me to not caare

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lettuce citizen, of lettuceville: it sure is a beatuufil day

BIG BUNNY: BIG BUNNY IS BACK IN TOWN LOL

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“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”