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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

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hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

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like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

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Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.

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ash is in a coma and the pokemon represent his 700 nurses who are constantly shouting their own names

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shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone

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we don’t have to fight anymore

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Skeleton disagrees with his wife about the issue

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streamed a Goosebumps game today where you get strangled by Jeff Goldblum dressed as Dracula

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this is really one of the best images ever

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Photos taken with my Sony Mavica MVC-FD7

This camera saves directly onto a floppy disk. Each picture is a tiny jpeg. I like it a lot.

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