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!!! NUMERICAL ALERT !!! The number 137 has CHANGED. It is now 174.

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how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

I.was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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i love tiktok comment sections

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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i’ve kept this screenshot since june 2023 and never posted it anywhere

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playing my touy

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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

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me when sexualized design is appealing to me: I love being a pervert this is the correct way to be

me when sexualized design is not appealing to me: all of you are fucking lame and stupid get better taste

me when my heart is ripped off my torso by a dragon: oh fuck

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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history of speech bubbles

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laurie 😔

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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom