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Telling children that you won’t get mad if they tell the truth and then getting mad about it will turn them into massive liars in the future

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Wake me up with cuddles and an orgasm.

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Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

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Somewhere out there there’s a kid whose uncle works at Nintendo and nobody believes him.

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“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.”

— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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Watermelon is just crunchy juice

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“It’s rare to meet someone with a mind just as beautiful as their face.”

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god damn why are you so hot

I’m about as hot as lukewarm tea

that youve already reheated twice and keep forgetting 

You also left the bag in

So maybe I am hot. But I’m also extremely bitter. 

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mhmm mood 

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hmu if u wanna stroke my hair and rub my back and genuinely care about my well being

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Paying rent is a monthly subscription to not being homeless.

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moan directly into my mouth actually

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me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

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just bought pillows for my sofa, am I a domestic goddess yet?? 

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if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk