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This is a lot of what's on my mind. Mostly comics. Occasionally other stuff. And comics.
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn鈥檛 come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
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Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.
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I think about this tweet every single time I see this advertisement
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waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless
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The single funniest thing I鈥檝e seen in 2019 (sound on)
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anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church
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My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I鈥檓 not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you鈥檙e holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
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