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BNHA Animals :3

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Todoroki cats

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My Doggo Academia ! (click for better quality)

I got really inspired by @kimboltart ‘s work! Also thank you @lazycastelin for helping me out with the dog puns!

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Hi just because you're the parent doesn't mean you can manhandle your kid who outright says "i don't enjoy just being touched on the head or the arm or the shoulder whenever, especially when I'm not expecting it, please don't do that." You being the parent doesn't just SUDDENLY make my boundaries any less there. If anything, you saying "but I'm your parent" or "well your friends can flop all over you whenever they want" or "well you poke [insert friend here]" makes me want to throw up even more boundaries because your status as parent does not change my boundaries, i have different physical boundaries with different people, and that's me initiating contact not somebody else initiating contact with me. Please stop trying to guilt me into being ok with you randomly messing with my newly cut hair whenever you want to or hugging me and lowkey shaking me around with said hug. Thanks.

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Why does my friend have to tell his girlfriend everything about MY life and why does SHE have to turn around and be like "so [insert her boyfriend's name here] said this about what you're doing" LIKE BRUH I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID THIS IS A FOR SURE THING PLEASE STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE I'M READY FOR ANYBODY TO KNOW. ITS STRESSING ME OUT AND ITS KIND OF REALLY FRUSTRATING.

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Why is telling parents you dont feel ok when you talk to them grounds for them to tell you you have an attitude that you need to change?

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Little Bokuto owls, based off of masi’s fanfic “Hidden in Plain Sight” (Found here -> http://archiveofourown.org/works/2135784 )

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I listened to Lotto on repeat for 5 hours while drawing this and that ruined the song for me but no regrets 5/5 would do again

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Congratulatory kiss.

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“But if... just if... that moment comes for you... that... will be the moment volleyball hooks you.”

🌙 Haikyu!! Chapter 163/s03e04 - Moon’s Halo

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brain said miwa and saeko girlfriends

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Mkaaaaaay sadboi hours time again. So I had a betta fish named Cas. Short for Castiel. Naturally. Unfortunately he died just 2 days ago. Now....this fucker was the reason I got up some days. Bad day? Well, I had to get up cuz if I didn't, nobody else would feed cas. So uh. I'm actually incredibly torn up about this. And the day after he died, yesterday, some friends stopped by for social distance hanging out where we sit a good 6 feet apart of the grass outside my house and just talk. Well, my mom got mad at me cuz earlier a different friend stopped by and my mom wanted her to wear a mask to come into the house because corona. I wasn't the most receptive to that, but I never said I didn't want her to wear a mask, all I asked was my mom be the one to tell her that since it's my mom's rule, not mine. Yeah well that led to a huge argument and then the social distance hanging out was entirely unplanned. So then she goes "wasnt I so nice" and I was like uhhh yeah? Cuz she was nice and all to let them stay and get pizza and stuff. But then she goes "oh really then can you tell me the nice things you noticed me doing?" .......um. I'm 19 years old. I already acknowledged you were nice. I wasn't even given a CHANCE to day thank you for anything on my own. I'm talkin like....my friend drove away, I turned around to walk back inside towards where my mom was standing, and the second I reach her she asks the questions. do not manipulate your 19 year old child like that please and thank you.

So then TODAY. I have homework for my calc 3 class. My professor literally sent out an email telling us all to "expect 7-8 hours of work a day" so uhhhhhh yeah I do math most of the day and I didn't do it yesterday because I HAD PEOPLE SHOW UP RANDOMLY AT MY HOUSE AND IM NOT GONNA TURN FRIENDS I HAVEN'T SEEN IN LITERAL MONTHS AWAY TO DO MATH. so today I had an extra lesson to get through that I didnt get through yesterday cuz my mom did that whole thing and also had another argument with me where she banned my boyfriend and friends from social distance hanging out AND banned my best friend from staying here when shes supposed to get here in literally 5 days. So that's super fun which gives me like 2 days to unfuck my apparent fuck ups.

And I, while upset, said something about how I'm not the only one who has things to apologize for and i asked why i was always the one expected to apologize first no matter what happened. And my mom goes "well what do you want me to apologize for?" So that was super fun. Because apparently she never has anything to apologize but everybody else has to apologize or she'll ask for one, tell you how you should say it, then turn around and tell you your apology didn't sound sincere.

.....I think that's about it buds. Have a good day, stay safe, dont do drugs (or do them as safely as possible plz), make good choices, and wash your hands.

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i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

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Fourth Mortal Interlude

“Persephone, grant me the foresight to know when I must let go my old life to start anew. Artemis, grant me the strength of your spine when you helped deliver Apollo, your own twin. Athena, grant me the solidarity in your sinews, for which you were born in all of your armor. Aphrodite, grant me the kind of heart that always follows my passions true. Amphitrite, grant me the wish to never fall out of love with the sea or the glisten of its waters. Demeter, grant me the love I need to nurture and to foster. Hestia, grant me warmth so that I can aid those in pain, show them how to find their way home. And Hera, grant me your fury, so I can remind my enemies I am not the weakness they perceive, I am the oncoming storm, I am war.”

– Nikita Gill, from Great Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths and Monsters

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My dad came up to me and asked me to address an envelope and I told him I didnt know where to address it. It was something for my university and tuition but I'm awful at remembering where things are so I literally just didnt know what building and I was in the middle of a homework assignment I was barely understanding. He doesn't like my answer and as hes walking away says, loud enough for me and my mom and my moms friend who was on zoom to hear, "I cant STAND you" and I just sat there trying not to cry cuz yknow. That hurts. And he comes back and starts moving my freshly planted flower seeds that were sitting in the sunniest spot in the house cuz it said to put them in a sunny place, so I sort of freak and ask him to leave them alone. He freaks the fuck out and starts going off about how the wood on the windowsill is ruined because of me and the dog and hes the one who has to fix everything and nobody else in the house cares about keeping things looking nice but him......while my moms friend is still on zoom btw. So that's super fun and I feel shitty and now I'm under a blanket not doing anything when I still have 2 assignments I wanted to get done tonight but I probably wont.

What's even better? Earlier I was feeling bad about not spending time with my parents while they were watching a movie while I was doing homework. Clearly I shouldnt have worried. My dad apparently cant stand me. So why would he want me there with him while watching a movie anyway?

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Honestly I'm about to start using this as a rant whenever homelife is taking a turn to sorta shitty. I know I literally have no followers but I'll at least feel better getting it off my chest and out into world. Then I also wont have to feel bad about unloading it on my friends.

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Finally I finished it!! I was drawing the first half for at least half a year going back and forth to it and then I got too excited about finishing it and I drew the whole second part in like three days, ahah!

Please, turn on the audio first and look at drawings as you listen:”) Hope you’ll enjoy! I know it’s quite messy because I was trying to be super fast with each panel, but I hope the feels are gonna be there.

I am so so sorry to everyone who had to scroll through this monstrosity. I wanted to add read more thing, but when I post drawings into the text they get squeezed in my main page;; thank you so much for watching!