All my shitty momenst in a blog, includes music, quotes and probably a lot of D&D #shitmyplayerssay
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It’s funny but, today on the person i use to call the love of my live, is the most disgusting human being i ever meet, needing a coffee-hug-tea right now. u-u
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Oh, surprise, surprise! Everyone SMOKED TOO MUCH WEED to play DND!
our sober DM (via yourplayersaidwhat)
xDDDDDDDDDD
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Me preparing a table of D&D
Mashta: Que opinas, Licántropos o demonios ? Mashta: ouo Mashta: Hombres tigre o dragones? Mashta: Que suena mas llamativo? Muggle: Licántropos Muggle: Dragones xd Mashta: Bien
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Actual mod: listening song of healing.
“To repair a broken heart of a tormented soul”
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“So what drove you to become a criminal?” “Oh, nothing really. I just think it’s neat.”
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It was a love so great and so pure that it ended up as the greatest and most powerful hatred of all.
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“Please don’t fuck my god”
-Our wizard to our horny ranger (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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-deep sigh- “Roll for tapdancing.”
~ Me, the DM while our tapdancing lizard makes an attempt to tapdance a battle song (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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We’re going to open the Kardashian Door
our half elf wizard pointing to the north west door (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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I hug the pile of rocks and tell it I’m sorry!
Our Bard after accidentally destroying a stone golem (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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"I have -2 to intelligence, that means mindflayers won't harm me!"
-Our barbarian(ooc) before a mindflayer attacked him.
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“Yeah, I’m gonna roll to fuck my party member’s mother.”
our cleric, as a joke, who— upon rolling a nat20— realized that actions have consequences (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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