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holy meow

Cat passant

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Reblog to become domesticated

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Not guilty.

Your honor, my client pleads to dismiss the charges on the grounds of being a silly little catgirl

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"Jerkin' their chains"

new term just dropped

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trash talkers have standards.

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reblog x10

Reblog this post to have vicious sloppy sex with me and every other person who reblogged this

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don't forget trench women

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I don't know why but the second sentence sounds so threatening

I will suck the cock of anyone who reblogs this. If you don't have a cock I'll suck it in spirit

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didn't know this many people were see feet results inches tall

I doing research...

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error: rebooting

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at least it killed one of them

The Provably Worst Gun for Home Defense

What is provably the WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.

This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.

I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.

Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door.

Your feet make a loud "thud" as vou take each 6" step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.

With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream.

You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.

You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.

It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear.

The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care.

Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.

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mrrrppp mrooww meeoowwww :3

meowwww mrrprrp miauuuu :33333

Meowwwwwww :333 mrrrppp

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what is the point of existing as a whole if you're not doing gay things to each other?

rule

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me on my way to break it by finding the pixel perfect combination for an unregistered gender

Gender Selector Update 2.3

Hello, we at genderselectors.org.gov.com try to give our customers the best way to ask someone for their gender on their website.

In the past we just had a drop down menu with male or female but we quickly realized that this didn't cover every option.

We tried many things like giving the user the option to upload a custom gender up to 10MB. However that only led to people uploading a zip file containing the first doom game.

Then we tried to give them the option to enter a custom text. However this again only led to people writing 'ACAB'.

Now we have finally found the perfect solution

By letting the user select how male, female and gay they are we can cover every gender identity without letting the user break the form.

Thank you for your attention the role out will begin tomorrow.

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I think you just leveled up

this webbed site has made me much more generous with follows and blocks than i ever dreamed of being on reddit

someone mildly annoys me? has a profile pic from a show i dont like? you know what i did on reddit when i saw that? nothing. ive grown more powerful now though. now it’s a quickdraw block

it goes the same with follows, too

i only ever followed people on reddit if they were truly extraordinary individuals, like that one girl on 196 that fucked a lot of foods. now its just like. oh you posted an image of jerma985. followed. shrimple as that

idk if thats just normal here but thats something i just wanted to say

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meow

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if you really think about it every hole you added actually reduced the amount of holes in your outfit