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Eventful

I have made zero progress in life, over the 3 years this account has been open. I consider that an achevement and also an absolute mystery.

[mmsd-aka-everyones-mother]

I need Minecraft friends :(

y’know when you have that urge to do Minecraft roleplay for fun and want some super in-depth lore, but you need a Minecraft bedrock edition friend?

I need a Minecraft bedrock friend to do some lore :(

(im a broke bi-- with no way to get some money for java :(   ..)

[mmsd-aka-everyones-mother]

Stairs are Lethal

Have you truly lived if you haven’t fallen head-first down several flights of stairs?

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Honestly, not sure how to feel

My brain just had to uno reverse itself into remembering that not everyone’s sexuality constantly changes and that, no, they don’t all collectively understand you when you make “My sexuality is just a phase!” jokes.

Abrosexuality, Whoo!

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Y’all want a mother?

Now, I know you guys. You’re chaotic, tired, feeling like absolute death. Well, welcome to having me as a substitute online mother. I’m here to offer advice, love, affection and the odd virtual hug to all of y’all who identify as an attention seeking gremlin (don’t worry, me too). 

You’re safe here, and I love you <3

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Fanfiction

I read “Dead dove: do not eat” for fun.

I read “Vore” for fun.

Yes, I am depressed and yes, I do have childhood trauma.

[mmsd-aka-everyones-mother]

I’m a miner without a builder.

Sad music intensifies. 

There’s no gremlin to steal my resources. 

I want a refund on my lack of a “Shiny things” thief. 

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Queer Platonic Relationship... thing...

Me and my best friend of several years have decided that since we’re both on the Asexual spectrum that we’re just gonna give each other the experience of a relationship... 

We also have a running joke of seeing how many people we can convince that we’re together, when technically we aren’t in a romantic relationship. So far, there’s at least 50 of them.

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Ever just wanna like... Leave them by the side of the road, in a cardboard box, that says don't feed me?