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T, to the A, the the S-T-E-Y, fucking TASTY

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The awnser is yes

Is among us still funny

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he horbs so,, bigg,,,,,,,,

my bf finally strongarmed me into reading homestuck and well. what can i say. im not immune to tween alien shenanigans

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Genuinely fuck you why did you put that i had tumblr open in from of my entire biology class and you dont know how quickly i shut off my computer I was like the flash but extremely embarrased

so they dont let you post porn but they let you blaze porn?????? okay

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Went on twitter again do i not learn my fucking lesson

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What the fuck is this

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me

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

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Im creative and funny and very sexy and very cool all the time and have no flaws

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Vegas Lights by Panic at the disco

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I logged back on to twitter just a bit ago and I immediately could feel the feeling of my soul being ripped out of my body so im probably never doing that again. Jesus christ how did i live with that for like a year.

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this man ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of his life and this is what happened.

And you could have it all

My empire of gurt

I will let you down

I will make you purp

If i could slurp my gurt

A million times a day

I would keep my dirt

I would find a shirt

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Whow were you expecting, eintein, the TOOTH FAIRY?

'nuff said.

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Anyways yeah that will be $11.34 would you like to round that up to donate to mentally ill teens in need? Yes? Okay thanks, *pockets the change*

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I opened homestuck, blacked out and regained contiousness 350 pages later

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God fucking dammit (With Rage)

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Good evening haters