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trying to kinkshame me is futile. like oh, great, you sure shamed the hell out of me–never getting off to THAT again. u just got like 39489348348 more kinks to shame now until i have nothing but pure, unproblematic vanilla fantasies. It’s like some sort of dark fetish hydra where every head you destroy just spawns ten new kinks, each viler than the last. Give it up, buddy, you can’t fucking win against such a bottomless well of perversion, I’m gross and unstoppable.

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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Endless List of Favorite Characters :  ↳ Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) 【 10/∞ 】 

“Can it wait for a bit ? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”

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OH BOY IT’S MORE NON-CANON UNDERTALE NONSENSE!!!! (click through them to read!)

Okay so I know everyone likes this absurd/amazing Papyton Ex ship with Oblivious Papyrus but alternately, please consider:

Papyrus instantly understood a 10 year old was flirting with him

Papyrus then fretted about accidentally “drawing you into a dark prison of passion”

so uh

here’s this

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well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

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oxybitch:

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

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me during the week: i'm in hell i can't wait for the weekend

me during the weekend: i'm in a weird mood and i don't want to do anything and everything is terrible

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Kitty Paw Mug from ModCloth

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[staring in antivan]

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 Space Soccer mom Shepard

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I made this comic while at work yesterday?? somehow this dream came true

one of my fav scenes in The Worst Run…..

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concept: me watching food network with you at 3 am, wondering who will get chopped next. the dogs are sleeping at our feet and we’re drinking hot apple cider. it’s winter and it’s just cold enough to share a blanket with you.

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I like to think that garnet would have to write down Opals mission on the palm of her hand just to make sure she did it

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crawls out of hell to deliver you a Bad Time

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it’s gonna happen again

but maybe not today