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Happy Birthday to Frodo Baggins

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I am two bags of meat in a hot shower

reblog if you are your url

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avocado, candy store or pastel nights kinda

Not completely any of these but you’ve definitely got a lot of pale/light greens in you /pos

oooh ask game please

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went to the thrift store today 💀

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Intro Post

First of all, my name is not “meat show-er” like showing meat it’s “meat shower” like a shower in the bathroom

You can call me Meat Shower or just Shower (please don’t just call me Meat lol) I go by any pronouns

This is my miscellaneous blog so don’t expect any specific type of content (this also means for my irls if you want me to participate in a reblog/tag chain I would prefer you tag this blog)

Backstory below the cut

This all started one day when I was trying to prepare dinner for my roommates at the time. I was looking in the fridge for some microwave pot roast for a quick meal, only to find out that one of my roommates (let’s just call them @workplacefire for… “anonymity”) forgot to take the meat out of the freezer.

In order to remedy this, I began to run the sealed bags under the water in the sink. Unfortunately, at the time, we were staying in a condo in Corpus Christi, and the sink water would not get hot enough to thaw the meat.

One of our other roommates pointed out that the shower in the condo was scalding hot, and thus the meat shower was created.

The meal wasn’t even that good if y’all want pot roast just make it yourself