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sometimes a family is a bunch of lions from a criminal organization, and their gay deer boss.

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Yo I don’t know about y’all but…

Tadano f**king scares me.

And the worst part is nobody else sees how terrifying he is!

They all see a cute and loving pastel Donkey but every time I see his eyes shrink he might as well pull out a rusty hatchet.

Let me explain

When we first met anai his pupils were huge and sparkly (excuse the poor photos Netflix won’t let me screenshot and I’m not a pirate yet)

But when Retsuko (or anyone) dared to question him you can see them get subtly smaller.

Which (as we all know) means that he’s angry and holding back.

Meanwhile Tadano has been doing that throughout the entire season

(I can’t find all of the moments because Netflix copyright but I digress) this means he had a temper that he was holding back so he didn’t scare Retsuko away (almost like he had a plan) but at any moment he could’ve snapped.

Don’t know about y’all but I grew up learning that the more subtle somebody’s anger is the worst it was when they snapped.

Y’all can still like him all you want but I’d say that they’re no way in hell that this dude wasn’t going to make Retsuko quit her job just to dangle her future stability over her while talking her into doing things that she’s not comfortable with as a sick joke.

(Plus we all know that the only CEO that isn’t completely morally bankrupt is Elong Musk.)

Edit 1: I said completely morally bankrupt he’s still a dick but at least he acknowledges it.

Edit 2: Nobody was going to correct my grammar? Is this even on the internet?

Edit 3: please read the comments before adding one because I’m pretty sure I already answered your question.

Edit 4 (cause y’all don’t read the comments before asking something I already answered): there is a difference between this⬇️

And this ⬇️

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The new Aggretsuko on Netflix: Heard you like bears, here you go

Me: ……………….MUST PROTECT! 

What am I doing a week before finals lmao

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Let👏🏻Muriel👏🏻Be👏🏻Soft

Muriel makes tender Sarah Mclachlan love and there is nothing wrong with that.

Seriously though, headcanon whatever you want, this is just my opinion.

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I only deliver the truth

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Julian and Muriel’s chests: Exist

My head:

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Muriel expression appreciation post

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some fujimoto screenshots 'cause i like him a lot

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Kuzco vs Norwegian Kuzco

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caos said “and ye SHALL receive kissing milf rights”

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Things Hilda Spellman has done this season:

1. Told her crush that she liked him and when she found out that he had an incubus inside him, her reaction was “ i can control that no worries”.

2. Killed the bitch that was slut shamming her sister by inviting her to tea and poisoning her delicious almond cookies. Also gave her sister the idea to plant a maggot inside her head to teach her a lesson.

3. Trapped a ghost like it was just another errand on a saturday.

4. Saved her nephew’s life by manipulating the weird sisters that they should throw him the chicken bones (that was hella cool).

5. When a hunter came to kill her, she just released her boyfriend’s demon cause she thought that it too small for her to deal with.

6. Was there for her nephew and niece when they were going through the worst time of their lives and helped the academy when the hunters came. Honestly, she was Ambrose’s rock.

7. She did it all alone because her sister fucked off with Blackwood but never once complained about her situation.

8. Told the high council to fuck off inside the church.

9. Killed the main member of the council because he got handsy. Also served him stale cookies because she didn’t like him.

10. Knew straight away that her sister was under a spell.

11. Saved half the coven from dying.

Aunt Hilda is a certified badass and needs to be recognized for it.

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Witch hunter: “You are not a witch. What are you?”

Sabrina: “I am the Dark Lord’s sword!” 🔥🔥🔥

Me:

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Blackwood: “I see. This is quite the tidbit of information Mr. Gray. And um…what do I owe you for your allegiance?”

Dorian: “Allegiance? I have none, but to myself. I’m merely a spectator.”

Also Dorian:

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