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got some random people to feed me
gotta love being a cat
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cassettes sound better when you but blood and tears on them
especially power electronics
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Buy My Tonic Water For Sad People™
Now In Orange Flavor!
Only Costs My Dignity - $0!
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eating some god's wrath, i see
Mutt, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, "how did you do this to yourself, Mutt?"
Mutt, trying to get unstuck: Well kids, Mutt has no fucking clue either
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bro why did i get dropped on the ground
much like what láadan did when she realised i was a dude lol
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sleeping on ur bf is the best especially if he's sleeping as well
i would fuck him but he's ace so i gotta respect that
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hólí šit ai-m só hai on kwádrátín
brb tékkíŋ a nap on vólá
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showing vola that one gerogerigegege album
have fun hearing people fucking lmao
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bruh this "idiom neutral" bitch is such a fucking boomer lol
like wtf you don't know the word "cringy"??
plus you called yourself a wolf that a furry move
(ignoring the fact that i have cat ears i'm nOT A FURRY-)
can't believe you're vola's brother lol
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MAC AND CHESSE
It’s beautiful. It’s the perfect food. But there are many rules to something so holy.
1- Fuck Kraft the cheese is a lie
2- if you put anything other than the cheese and noodles in it, it must be the following:
Bacon, but ONLY when it’s cut into bits. Even then, it’s risky because why would you bother to add anything to such a perfect creation anyway?
Bread crumbs BUT THEY MUST NOT BE STALE. OR RYE BREAD. RYE BREAD SUCKS ASS. Also don’t use sourdough either it doesn’t fuck well with macaroni. You gotta use some nice Panera baguette crust for a proper crunch.
Veggies of any sort MUST BE IN SMALL INCREMENTS and CUT UP. AND NOT ALL VEGETABLES WORK.
Spices must not be overwhelmingly spicy. This is a macaroni, not satan’s tit milk.
Other meats, but only some and only if they follow the bacon rules.
3- Cheeses must complement other cheeses included in the macaroni. 3-4 cheeses is the preferred cheese number. Never use the following cheeses:
Provolone. This is a sandwich cheese, not a macaroni cheese. However I don’t know much about this mysterious cheese so I don’t know what cheeses it complements.
Cottage cheese. It’s not a real cheese.
Vegan cheese. Also not real cheese. Made of lies.
Fake ass mild ass orange ass cheddar like the shit they have in Kraft. Disgusting. Never speak to me again. This cheese is made of lies.
Blue cheese. That cheese is rotting, Sharon.
There are more cheeses you shouldn’t use, but those unusable cheeses are many so I shall neglect to list them. The cheese formula goes as follows: mild cheese boosts moderate cheese which in turn boosts the sharp cheese. Mild cheeses are for backup flavor and aftertaste, moderate cheeses are for flavor boosts, and sharp cheeses are for the main taste. Swiss, for example, should never be a main cheese because it is mild and thus should be for aftertaste. A good example of well-utilized cheeses goes like so: mild cheddar -> Grier -> Vermont sharp cheddar.
4- Noodle shapes should only be acceptable noodle shapes such as:
Traditional macaroni noodles
Shells of any sort
Rigatoni
And many more. The main qualifier for a noodle to be used a macaroni noodle is that it’s hollow. HOWEVER, never use penne or any type of spaghetti as your macaroni noodles. That is pure sin.
5- The most important rule. NEVER, EVER, FORGET THE BUTTER. NEVER.
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