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Nefarious things are happening on twitter rn

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Yeah I'll reblof this

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  catboy plague doctor  

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Man what the heck

Hey anon? You haven’t pre-ordered Starfield yet? You’re making mommy mad 😡 you will not receive my milk until your purchase is completed 🍼

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🙏

watching a video of a twink getting railed and then getting engrossed and misty eyed by the sight of a bee fruitlessly trying to get into my home by flying into the window screen

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i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

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Who knew sleeping in the woods in nothing but a sleeping bag would reward me with bug bites. Feelin like Jonny joestar rn

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Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like

Give your friend a neolithic burial

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Some of us

Are the gay people still in my phone?

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buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

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This woman has giant boobs!

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Every Friday this post gets an uptick in notes

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Everyone in this place (the brain) wants to be like me ugh (misfolded protein)

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:3

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

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Fuck dude it sure is

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Every other day I log back in to tumblr and am greeted with those fucking porn bots