I am a man of many names. None of them are particularly good.
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I'm alive
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Tf kinda dynamic would saitama and gyro zeppeli have dawg
your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
#pizza mozzerella pizza mozzerella#shut the fuck up#jojo#one punch man#jjba gyro#saitama#you reckon that gyro would just annoy saitama into a serious punch???
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I would rather not have witnessed a murder, ate a body, or participated in a car crash thank you
ik we all want to be covered in blood but which way sounds the best: splattered across your face, dripping out of your mouth or poured over you carrie-style?
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YO GAWD ARE YOU MAKING ME A TRANSFORMER FUCK YEAH IM OPEN TO THAT
*transes your gender but like. in a way u r unexpectedly open to*
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Black impostor
Welcome!
Are you tired of your fav characters losing polls seemingly due to their obscurity? Well we here aim to fix that.
And the way we do that is simple, for each poll, if you know one character but not the other, vote for the character you DON'T know. If you both or neither character then vote for whoever you like more.
Submissions for character will close March 18th. (This used to be WAY LONGER but then this post got big) And the bracket itself will start as soon as I can after that.
To submit a character simply do the following:
Think of a character that you like, but think is obscure
Reblog this post with the characters name, and what franchise they are from
Now one thing to note: if I see a lot of the same character being submitted that will lessen their chances of getting in, so if you see this post being reblogged because it had a character or series tag that you follow, consider submitting a different character.
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Toad, luigi, Walter white, Jesse pinkman, wreck-it Ralph
characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.
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GUYS THE KWITE ACCUSATIONS WERE FAKE THEY WERE MADE BY A SPITEFUL PERSON SPECIFICALLY TO RUIN HIS CAREER BECAUSE KWITE PUT HIMSELF FIRST FOR INCE
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Twins
I broke my wrist so if anything I type out reads weirdly, it's probably because of that lmfao 💀
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And then twitlonger
I fucking love parasocial relationships Like they're so fun and goofy? I have this felix's face on my wall, I've screamed his name and he smiled at me but he still has no idea that I actually exist.
Like he knows someone screamed his name but he doesn't know that it was me, he doesn't know my name or my age or where I'm from or even what I look like all he knows is that someone screamed his name from the nosebleeds at qudos bank arena on the 22nd of february 2023 and like watching livestreams (by musicians or youtubers, anyone in the pubic eye you like I suppose) and having the little fandom inside jokes and the 'conversations' and it's all so fun and nice and it's like a whole big friend group and having a best friend as well but you still know they have no idea who you are and they know absolutely nothing about you and probably never will and like it's just so goofy and fun I <3 parasocial relationships
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Caged forever, never to be released
weeeeeeee I have a chan photo card trapped in my laptop he is imprisoned there forever now
I saw these stupid men live 3 days ago and I have been sad ever since Post concert depression is a real and dangerous thing
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I am a firm believer that modern werewolves and vampires suck mega nuts, let's go back to when they were scary please
#horror#werewolves#vampires#opinion#like damn#what the fuck#I WANT HORROR STORIES#ABOUT A NIGH IMMORTAL CREATURE#HUNTING YOU DOWN IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT#IN A N OLD VOCTORIAN TOWN#TO FEAST UPON YOUR BLOOD#NOT WHATEVER HOD FORSAKEN BULLSHIT#TWILIGHT IS
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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A poll of random inside jokes btw
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