magicthinkingco

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Parents have super powers too, they just aren’t super convenient

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No matter how many toys you buy, a toilet brush will be infinitely more interesting.

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Might as well sit on the couch all day with that attitude

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Better to turn into a helicopter parent than a tiger parent, no passenger seating inside a tiger

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This is why you always purposefully buy mittens two or three sizes too big. I did it on accident and it sure has been helpful.

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I’m no techno-slouch, but the way kids pick things up is insane

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Those booger siphoning devices must be great for someone, but NOT ME

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Chatterbox at home. Completely silent, avoiding eye contact, pretending you don't exist anywhere else.

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Ah, naptime. The part of the day when I could get things done, but still don’t do them.

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I'd say about 75% of the time someone is going to end up deceased

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