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The winter time scares me because sometimes my bowl cracks, but other than that, Christmas is really fun. What do you want for Christmas? Message me!

Gift-art by darlingdeerie! <3

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i did some searching and stuff about mae your character and i sent a ask to the blog with other info but like i learned the frogs in there are very territorial and limited room and you know what is going to happen with very territorial and limited room and since all of them but one will be alive theyll just die from old age and then the flies will live and keep laying eggs and then later they will just become cannibalistic flies your character mae is just a ticking time bomb of death im so sorry i was curious and i didnt want these answers

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ok so im going to do some math, determining by the apperance of the frog in your tank YOU HAVE Blue Poison Dart Frog IN YOU. and the life expectancy of them is 3 to 15 years. They breed usually during February or March. The average life expectancy is 10 in captivity so the frogs breed 22 times in their life and the female produces five to ten offspring also the eggs are laid in the males territory so the male died and the female now lives in her mate's territory.

Yes that is correct, my daddy friend died because momma said he was a bad example to Baby 1, Baby 2, Baby 3, Baby 4, Baby 5, and Baby 6. Momma is aggressive. His corpse is long gone. Momma is powerful. Do not upset momma. It is momma's territory now. I am a poisonous dart dog. I don't know how to do math because I'm a dog. Thank you.

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Baby 3 grew legs today. I'm very proud of him. His momma stuck her tongue to the side of my tank while trying to get a fly, it tickled. I caught a ball today with my paws, but then it dropped. I hate not having thumbs.

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can you feel the tadpoles swim inside of you

That’s a shady thought.

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Just kidding, I'm a dog.

If you’re not following me, you’re missing out. I post some great stuff.

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I'm a dog.

Mae

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I'm a dog. Anonymous hate mail doesn't hurt my feelings. It just makes me gurgle because I'm a dog with a tank for a head. I'm a dog.

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Do you have any crushes -Sexy eyebrow wiggle-

No, no, no. Not at all! Where’d you get that idea..?

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Today my owner took me for a walk. I got a few weird looks from some other dogs, but I'm used to it. One asked me how I could see or hear, and I told them I didn't know, but all they heard was a gurgle, so they ran away. I tried to catch a frisbee. I couldn't. It was a fun day.

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If you're not following me, you're missing out. I post some great stuff.

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Where did I get my name? It rhymes with bae which is exactly what I am.

Put me before anyone else. I'm a whiny, needy dog.

That me.

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What would it feel like, if I smashed your head?

:(

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Gross.

Mae

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TW: Blood, gore, rotting

Sometime's even I, a small dog, can be down in the dumps sometimes. I'm okay now, my owner made me better.

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This is my head. My head is very round.

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Hunter says I pout a lot. I don't believe him.

Art by burnblebae