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Hello

I am sorry to everyone but before this post not all of them have been my own but I don’t know where I found them so I don’t know who originally posted them but I promise from now on unless stated otherwise these are all original ideas from me.

Byeeeeeeee

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Random Slytherin:*to Sirius* You’re hairs ugly

Later

Sirius:*telling Remus about it* ☹️😭

Remus:*hugging Sirius in his lap* I love you’re hair

Even Later

Sirius:*talking to James* AND THE HE SAID HE LOVED MY HAIR 😁😁😁

James:*super excited that he finally realizes Remus likes him*

Sirius: It’s too bad he only sees me as a friend ☹️

Even Even Later

Remus: *talking to James* And then I told him I love his hair. What kind of idiot says that!

James:*sick of having to hear about them being oblivious to each others obvious feelings* I think you should just go for it

Remus: But what if he doesn’t like me that way ☹️

After Everything

James:*screaming obscenities into his pillow because his two best friends are compete idiots*

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James: I think Moony was right. Sirius: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Peter: He wouldn't do that. Remus: You're right, Person C. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Remus: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Remus Told You So' on the back*

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James: *staring at Regulus’ ass as he walks away*

Sirius:*pulls James’ face away* hey eyes over here mister that’s my brother you’re objectifying

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Remus:*staring at Sirius’ ass as he walks away*

James:*pulls Remus’ face away* hey eyes over here mister that’s my brother you’re objectifying

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Okay but Remus and Regulus bonding over the sheer obliviousness of James and Sirius and having little chats in the library and then Barty starts joining complaining about Evan.

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Regulus: idiot

James: *bursts into tears*

Regulus: *freaking out* oh no I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to upset you I was just trying to flirt

James: *in shock* YOU were trying to flirt with ME

Regulus: *realizing what he just said* uhhhhhhhhh

James: *smirking*

Later that day

James: OMG OMG OMG GUYS HE SAID HE LIKED ME

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Is it just me or having a marauders fic set in a modern au but they still have magic. If anyone knows anything like this please tell me.

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Regulus: *slamming door open* BARTY

Barty: *screams like a 5 year old* MERLIN FUCK REG WHY ARE WE YELLING

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: YES?!? WHAT!!!

Regulus: *freaking out* I’m in love with James fucking Potter

Barty: Congratulations you’re officially the last to know