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being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

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art hard

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i have no idea how to use clip studio paint but it good

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“Czart” Czart - a relic of ancient times, although very rare even this days you can still meet some of them in less populated and wild places of Eastern Europe. Often near to the places of the ancient pagan temples and cults. They eat cows and sheep, try to avoid people, for unknown reasons they are really afraid of cats… Who need a Witcher, when there is Babushka ;) prints: https://society6.com/mrwerewolf/s?q=new+prints

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hell yeah !

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writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

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it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

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if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

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Pride Month

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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So context for this , some little kid I babysat told me his favorite animals were cats and he asked me what my favorite animal was and I ofcourse answered with “frogs.”

He then later told me to close my eye and gave me this cute little frog eraser.

AND OFCOURSE FOR SOME REASON HE GAVE ME MORE AS A GIFT AND NOW I HAVE TINY FROG ERASERS AND ITS SO ADORABLE

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Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.

To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.

Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.