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born to be an idgafer forced to be a yearner

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I hate entertainment media networks. I hate that positive queer rep gets immediately deleted and cut. I hate that we ask for so little, and even then we can't get one show. One show that doesn't get straight washed or outright cancelled.

I hate how they cut ofmd's budjet so they had to rush the end of season two. I hate how we missed out on so much content. And when the lgbt+ show gets suppressed and cornered into either having to end on a cliffhanger, or rewrite and rush out an ending, it gets turned into "see? the show wasn't that good after all, season 3 would've been a waste".

I'm tired of the shows that mean so much to us being taken away.

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S1E6 The Art of Fuckery except when Izzy says “I’ll happily end it” Ed takes him up on it and throughout the rest of the day, Izzy’s real nice to Stede, the whole time knowing that he’ll be ending his life that night and Stede COMPLETELY misreads the situation and when Izzy pushes him into a dark corner of the ship to do it, Stede kisses him assuming that’s what this was all about. Poor touch-starved Izzy gets into it and after 10 or so minutes of making out, realizes killing Stede is NOT gonna get him laid, so he doesn’t do it and then has to walk-of-shame back to Blackbeard the next morning to fess up.

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Stede leaves Ed: Ed goes on a raid spree that provokes a) the British (and probably Spanish) Empire, b) Ned Low, and c) the whole of his crew, into trying to kill him

Ed leaves Stede: Stede immediately picks a fight with Zheng who absolutely will win and presumably, probably kill Stede; especially when, as compared to his previous fights, his heart clearly isn’t in trying to survive

Stede didn’t need anyone to tell him what Ed was like when he was gone

he knows.

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(Part I, part II)

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who up feeling stressed and nervous and a little bit frightened

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this is how this scene went right [x]

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finally got around to watching wwdits season five, and aaaaa guillermo is literally so attractive I want him carnally. I'll now go into a coma for like a year and wake up to season six... and obviously season three of ofmd right? ...right? 🥲

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#the way ed can't stop leaning in to kiss stede 🥹

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also can we talk about izzy as the personification of piracy

'here we are at the end of piracy', followed by izzy's death

izzy's role in keeping ed trapped in the blackbeard persona

his deathbed apology acting as both izzy and piracy finally letting ed go

the way izzy is literally buried beside ed and stede's fresh start inn

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NO FUCK AAA TOO MANY EMOTIONS??? THE GRAVE BY THE INN??😭😭😭 BUTTONS THE BIRD????? IM GOING TO COMMIT (MYSELF INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL) FUCKKKKK

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more wip cause I'm slow at art, also switched to digital cause of all the details lmao

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no because stede is truly humanity's strongest soldier he just had sex with the love of his life, and it was the first positive sexual experience of his life. and then ed tells him that he considers last night a mistake, and you can see how much it hurts him but he understand ed is panicking so he says that they can be whatever they want to be without pressure. and THEN ed says out of the blue that he's leaving to become a fisherman apropos of nothing. and this definitely fucks with him since he believes what ned said about ed liking him only because he's an amateur

anyway if i was stede i would have fallen off that balcony hoping to get head trauma

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I just realized ed and stede are literally the little mermaid??? ed the kraken is ursula and merman stede omggg

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romance enthusiast roach

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us in this storm

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the new episodes are making me loose my mind the fucking whiplash of calypso's birthday to man on fire is sending me to superhell please let these gay men be happy